The other day I saw a squirrel stop in front of a car. Car stomped on its brakes. Squirrel just fucking sat there while the car honked at it, eating a goddamn walnut. The driver had to get out of the car in crowded traffic and shoo the damn thing away so she wouldn't run over it.
So yeah, be nice to animals for the most part, but sometimes they're sociopathic shits and you're best off pondering the taste of roadkill.
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skunks are slow, also. like they sprint at the speed that a dog trots
(I mean, they are musteloids, but pedantry knows no mercy.)
and geese
and camel crickets