Fandom debates you never want to hear again

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• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 03:24:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Odradek said:

  Cthulhu vs boat

  is this a common debate?
  
  (i know the story it's from)
  
• Odradek

  2015-08-13 03:25:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tachyon said:

  Odradek said:

  Cthulhu vs boat

  is this a common debate?
  
  (i know the story it's from)
  

  Yes
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 03:36:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  a n y t h i n g about Dark Souls 2, for that matter
• Tanya

  2015-08-13 03:38:38

  Pizza Dog

  The Cthulhu fandom versus the Boat Fandom. 
• Tanya

  2015-08-13 03:39:06

  Pizza Dog

  Queen Poison said:

  a n y t h i n g about Dark Souls 2, for that matter

  Anything about Dark Souls in general, most Dark Souls fans are terrible human beings. 
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-13 03:41:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Kirk vs. Picard
  
• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 03:42:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  anime vs American animation
  
  and the 'console wars'
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2015-08-13 03:47:02

  
  

  Queen Poison said:

  a n y t h i n g about Dark Souls 2, for that matter

  
  
• Tanya

  2015-08-13 03:47:50

  Pizza Dog

  I mean, you guys seem alright to talk to about Dark Souls stuff. but in general 90% of Dark Souls fans are terrible. 
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-13 03:48:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  console wars, yes, definitely
  
• Odradek

  2015-08-13 03:49:52

  My dreams exceed my real life

  D&D edition wars
• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 03:51:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  why bronies are bad/not bad
  
• Sex Grips

  2015-08-13 03:53:44

  Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
  

  Anything where #brand loyalists clash.
  
  They're corporations. They don't deserve your dedication.
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-08-13 04:21:08

  Odradek said:

  Dark Souls 2's Earthen Peak to Iron Keep transition

  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-13 04:30:51

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  heapers

  
  

  #b&
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-13 04:32:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that's not a debate, Miko-chan.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-13 04:33:59

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  It's the ultimate debate.
• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 04:35:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  heapers are not the ultimate anything
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 04:36:00

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  we're the ultimate in all your heaping needs
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-13 04:36:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  we boldly heap where no one has heaped before
  
• Obā-san

  2015-08-13 04:36:44

  
  

  we are an elite team of shitposters, feared and renowned the world over
  
• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 04:37:27

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  . . . fair enough
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 04:37:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Imipolex G said:

  we boldly heap where no one has heaped before
  

  someone draw Zestpoole in a Star Trek outfit
• Aliroz

  2015-08-13 04:37:51

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  WAS FAMILICIDE MORALLY JUSTIFIED
• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 04:38:03 edited 2015-08-13 04:38:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Queen Poison said:

  we're the ultimate in all your heaping needs

  Imipolex G said:

  we boldly heap where no one has heaped before
  

  naney said:

  we are an elite team of shitposters, feared and renowned the world over
  

  
  i feel like this is the point where the three of you strike a superhero team pose
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-08-13 04:38:17

  kill living beings
  

  which of the gas giants is most fuckable
• lee4hmz

  2015-08-13 04:38:39

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  vi vs emacs

  
  

  pretty much any programming debate, but especially ones where $MY_FAVORITE_LANG will solve all your problems and make you pizza if you just give it a chance
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 04:39:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Klinotaxis said:

  which of the gas giants is most fuckable

  well Jupiter does have that red hole but on the other hand Saturn's rings are probably good for grabbing on to.
• Section42L

  2015-08-13 04:39:25

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Tachyon said:

  Queen Poison said:

  we're the ultimate in all your heaping needs

  Imipolex G said:

  we boldly heap where no one has heaped before
  

  naney said:

  we are an elite team of shitposters, feared and renowned the world over
  

  
  i feel like this is the point where the three of you strike a superhero team pose
  

  Meowth, that's right!
• LW

  2015-08-13 04:45:17 edited 2015-08-13 04:53:43

  
  

  I think I may have a few to add to the list. I am totally fine with people expressing their opinions on these topics, I just dislike when they are phrased in such a way to make it seem like a certain opinion is wrong and another one right, since there is a good bit of subjectivity to them.
  
  FMA vs. FMA: Brotherhood
  
  Melee vs. Brawl
  
  Debates about the cause of anime's "decline" ("moe shows" usually come up)
  
• Tachyon

  2015-08-13 04:45:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Queen Poison said:

  Imipolex G said:

  we boldly heap where no one has heaped before
  

  someone draw Zestpoole in a Star Trek outfit

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-08-13 04:46:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh shit a red shirt
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 04:48:19

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  this is good
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-13 04:56:09

  OOUUUHHH, ZIS IS BAD
  
• Bee

  2015-08-13 06:30:03 edited 2015-08-13 06:30:12

  sonic anime

  
  

  mostly i just never want to have to acknowledge its existence again, much less debates about it
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 06:38:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  i wish we could just wait for the one in five Sonic game that is actually good instead of the internet constantly going into this weird dance whenever one is announced where people are simultaneously hyped for no reason and also bitterly sure it's going to be literally the worst game ever made
• MissUtilis

  2015-08-13 06:42:24

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  I remember when I first saw the Sonic Cycle image in 2008

  
  

  In the years since I have come to loathe the thing
• Bee

  2015-08-13 06:49:43

  Just about everything since 2006 has ranged playable to genuinely good at least.  Still got a ways to go before it reaches Mario's reliability though.

  
  

  On that note, bickering over Sunshine.
• Section42L

  2015-08-13 06:54:28

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Ghostbusters II. 'Nuff said.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-13 06:54:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Queen Poison said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  which of the gas giants is most fuckable

  well Jupiter does have that red hole but on the other hand Saturn's rings are probably good for grabbing on to.

  Jane

  
  

  Jane, no
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-08-13 06:57:38

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Queen Poison said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  which of the gas giants is most fuckable

  well Jupiter does have that red hole but on the other hand Saturn's rings are probably good for grabbing on to.

  Jane

  
  

  Jane, no

  He asked a question I gave him an answer.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-08-13 07:17:47

  kill living beings
  

  I said I didn't want to hear it again you fucks!!!!!
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-08-13 07:31:44

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  • "Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?"
    
  • "What does Mr. Fantastic keep from humanity?"
    
  • "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."
    
  • "Why do they keep Hawkeye around?"
    
  • "Why does Professor X like to watch teenagers sweat?"

  The reasons I hate all of these goddamn things is that these things are likely all older than all of us. You'd think that being 30+ years old would stop people from asking these goddamn stupid questions.
• Alduin

  2015-08-13 14:25:10

  LW said:

  FMA vs. FMA: Brotherhood

  
  
• Haven

  2015-08-13 15:40:56

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Hillary vs Bernie. For a lot of reasons, but mainly because Hillary isn't even really campaigning yet (in the sense of publicly making speeches or other big, visible moves anyway)--she's mostly just doing quiet behind-the-scenes stuff, meeting donors and setting up infrastructure. There's really not a lot to talk about yet besides rehashing the same stuff over and over again.
  
  (Granted, this is because I hang out on a politics forum and it gets repetitive and derails threads a lot. Just like any other fandom.)
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-13 15:56:37

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I fail to understand why people are still following Sonic. Sometime in the mid-2000s it should have been plainly obvious that Sega didn't care very much anymore.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-13 15:58:01

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Because the sonic games are fun and I enjoy them, Miko.

  
  

  Same reason you care about Touhou.
• Obā-san

  2015-08-13 15:58:47

  
  

  au where touhou has the sonic fandom and sonic has the touhou fandom
• Odradek

  2015-08-13 15:59:02

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I fail to understand why people are still following Sonic. Sometime in the mid-2000s it should have been plainly obvious that Sega didn't care very much anymore.

  http://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/8906/sonic-dreams
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-08-13 16:16:25

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  The difference is that every single Touhou game is really good, and Team Shanghai Alice puts a lot of care into it.