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Hunt the Squonk

OdradekOdradek
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You are in a dark forest. From the north you can hear a plaintive call. From the south you can hear buzzing. 

Directions are NORTH, SOUTH, WEST, and EAST

You have a Gun with (5) bullets

You have a sack

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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    >find a Wendy's and grab a burger there
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You go WEST for Wendy's. There is a sheer cliff wall. There are no burgers here of any kind. To the south you hear a stream. To the north you see a faint green glow.
  • SpruceZeusSpruceZeus
    >put sack on head
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Now it is darker. You cannot see anything. You are liable to trip over a rock and die.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >poke eyeholes in the sack
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    >remove sack from head before doing so
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You remove the sack and cut out eyeholes.

    Now you have no peripheral vision, but you can see. Your chance of tripping on a rock and dying is now 20%.


    To the south you hear a stream. To the north you see a faint green glow.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    go back to the start and sit down and wait for Godot.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You take a few steps, then trip on a rock and die.

    GAME OVER

    START AGAIN?

    START AGAIN FROM SAVED GAME?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    start over using cheat codes.
  • OdradekOdradek
    edited 2015-08-07 23:33:02
    My dreams exceed my real life
    start over using cheat codes.

    ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

    You are in a dark forest. From the north you can hear a plaintive call. From the south you can hear buzzing. 

    Directions are NORTH, SOUTH, WEST, and EAST

    You have a Gun with (6) bullets because you cheated and got an extra bullet, you cheater.

    You have a sack
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    south
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Go to the closet and squanch yourself.
  • OdradekOdradek
    edited 2015-08-09 23:40:52
    My dreams exceed my real life
    COMMAND NOT UNDERSTOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL VERY ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

    You go SOUTH

    You are now in the midst of a swarm of deadly MOSQUITO BEES

    image

    Fire your gun to scare them off? Y/N
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    edited 2015-08-10 00:03:38
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Then fire gun
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and run, fast
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You fire your gun. BANG!!!!!!

    You now have (5) bullets.

    The swarm of mosquito bees briefly dissipates. 

    Which direction do you move?
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    south
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    up
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Fine, go to a closet and perform auto-erotic aphyxiation. 
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You go SOUTH to a flat plain. Off in the EAST, you can hear a sound somewhere between a rolling wheel and a baby's rattle, to the SOUTH, you can see a great chasm. To the WEST there is a pigeon.

    You can't go UP and you swore off that kind of thing years ago.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    take pigeon
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You aren't close enough. You'd need to go WEST
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    go west
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    You have gone WEST. In front of you, there is a pigeon. It turns and regards you with icy, pigeony, indifference
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Pigeon_on_high_tension_cable.png
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Same.

    Also ask the pigeon if it knows where to hunt the Squonk.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    The pigeon looks you right in the eye, cocks its head and says "You gonna pay me to tell you?" in a voice that sounds uncannily like that of Ray Liotta
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    offer the pigeon a french fry for the information
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    The pigeon devours the french fry making noises you didn't know a bird larynx could make. He points somewhere EAST-ish
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >amble leisurely in a somewhat easterly direction
  • TreTre
    image
    > thank the kindred spirit before you depart
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    The pigeon focuses on its french fry, but as you amble off you hear a quick "You're welcome!" and the sound of the pigeon flapping its wings and taking off.

    You are now back at the crossroads. Do you continue heading east?

    Y/N
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > Y
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Hunt the wumpus
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