D&D is getting another film adaptation

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• Tanya

  2015-08-05 23:56:03

  Pizza Dog

  D&D&D
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-06 00:08:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  D*2
• Odradek

  2015-08-06 00:22:56

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-08-06 00:31:41 edited 2015-08-06 00:31:56

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Why not an Eberron movie? Same deal, just with a specific setting.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-06 00:32:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Dungeons, Dungeons, Dungeons with extra Dill Pickle
• Haven

  2015-08-06 01:54:25

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  MachSpeed said:

  Why not an Eberron movie? Same deal, just with a specific setting.

  Evidently it's Forgotten Realms.
• Odradek

  2015-08-06 02:00:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Haven said:

  MachSpeed said:

  Why not an Eberron movie? Same deal, just with a specific setting.

  Evidently it's The Worst Setting

  FTFY
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-08-06 02:25:55

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I also don't think Forgotten Realms is cool.
• Tachyon

  2015-08-06 02:28:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  idk Forgotten Realms
  
  what's so bad about it?
  
• Odradek

  2015-08-06 02:30:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's just really boring and overplayed and the home of the lamest Original Characters Do Not Steal running around in D&D.

  
  I wasn't expecting Spelljammer or Dark Sun, but still.
• Obā-san

  2015-08-06 02:31:20

  
  

  plus it has the star wars extended universe issue where there is so much worldbuilding happening that you cant adventure for 5 minutes without bumping into already covered shit
• Odradek

  2015-08-06 02:32:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  naney said:

  plus it has the star wars extended universe issue where there is so much worldbuilding happening that you cant adventure for 5 minutes without bumping into already covered shit

  Yes
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-08-06 02:50:29

  Odradek said:

  It's just really boring and overplayed and the home of the lamest Original Characters Do Not Steal running around in D&D.

  
  I wasn't expecting Spelljammer or Dark Sun, but still.

  The first time I heard the name "Spelljammer" I thought it had to do with some sort of anti-magic field or similar thing that caused spells to fizzle or spellcasters to lose concentration.
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-08-06 02:56:59

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Spelljammer is the one where giant magical ships trawl through the multiverse.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-08-06 02:57:20

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Eberron is far safer and more grounded than Spelljammer or Dark Sun.
• Haven

  2015-08-06 03:04:47

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Odradek said:

  It's just really boring and overplayed and the home of the lamest Original Characters Do Not Steal running around in D&D.

  
  I wasn't expecting Spelljammer or Dark Sun, but still.

  The first time I heard the name "Spelljammer" I thought it had to do with some sort of anti-magic field or similar thing that caused spells to fizzle or spellcasters to lose concentration.
  

  Well, kind of. It's called that because the equivalent of the warp engine in that setting is a throne which drains all of a wizard's stored magic immediately upon sitting on it, and uses it to power space flight.
• Odradek

  2015-08-06 03:06:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The options are

  
  

  Greyhawk: No one cares about the exact layout of this one so it's more open to whatever

  
  

  Forgotten Realms: See above

  
  

  Ravenloft: Gothic horror

  
  

  Eberron: Magicpunk with a Golem Rights Movement and the afterfall of Magic WWI

  
  

  Dark Sun: Mad Max: Dungeon Road

  
  

  Spelljammer: SPAAAACE

  
  

  Planescape: 
• Haven

  2015-08-06 03:12:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Odradek said:

  Dark Sun: Mad Max: Dungeon Road

  
  

  Okay, that's perfect
• Corvina

  2015-08-06 05:57:28

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  Odradek said:

  
  

  
  

  Ravenloft: Gothic horror

  
  

  Sorry, this is the best ever
  
• Haven

  2015-08-06 06:12:03

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I meant "that's a perfect description"

  
  

  If I was going for "that's the best ever" I would have picked Spellscape or Planejammer
• Anonus

  2015-08-06 06:25:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Y'all forgot to acknowledge which studio was planning on making this film

  
  

  *puts on ABC Warner shades*