Darnit, all these are USB to PS/2 converters, rather than the other way around.
Hmm, this USB mouse looks dirty, but usable.
And so does this USB microphone.
This weird-ass magnetic tape looks funky. I wonder what it is.
And that flat-screen CRT looks nice, but I can't carry it myself...I'll need to come back with a cart...
Ooh! VGA cables galore! Sweet! I'll take this first then come back for the CRT later.