Heavy Duty Plastic

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• Justice4243

  2012-01-27 18:23:03

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Penny Arcade figured this out a while ago...

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2012-01-27 18:25:21

  
  

  That stuff is the leading cause of lacerations in the United States.
• Viani

  2012-01-27 18:26:21 edited 2012-01-27 18:27:35

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  It is preventing me from getting my new wireless mouse.
  
  Come on, Logitech. Quit doing this shit to me.
  
  Edit: Whoa, the word [shit] has officially been said 800 times on this site.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-01-27 18:29:34

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Anyone remember Paper Cut from Pete & Pete?

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Just imagine how much more dangerous he would be know if he was plastic cut! D:

  
  

  
  
• Viani

  2012-01-27 18:38:49

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I've never seen it
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-27 18:40:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I hate that shit.
  
  I just use scissors, though. Not a laser.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-27 18:42:19

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I broke a pair of scissors trying to break the 3 layer edge.
  
  I mostly stab it repeatedly with a knife and pull until the locked 3 layer plastic breaks at a seam, in which I pull/rip it open.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-27 18:46:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You should not have to be a surgeon in order to open stuff.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-27 18:48:00

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  iPod shapes their needlessly difficult to destroy plastic in the shape of a box.
  
  It takes longer to destroy that plastic box than it does to destroy anything that is put into it.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-27 19:07:06

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Tried to use my teeth to open one of those once, ended up cutting my lips and my tongue really bad. Tried to use scissors, didn't work. Eventually I just got a knife and kept stabbing until it opened.
• Unknown

  2012-01-27 19:53:58

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• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-28 02:52:07

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I am disappoint, I was expecting dildos or debit cards
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-28 02:58:50

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  
• Viani

  2012-01-28 03:01:10

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Place has amazing tourist traps.
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-01-28 04:16:25 edited 2012-01-28 04:16:30

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Normal scissors won't always work; I usually use kitchen shears or (if I have some and the package is particularly nasty) tin snips on packages like those.
• Tachyon

  2012-01-28 04:17:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I keep ripping instruction manuals that way.