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Coca-Cola to purchase ABC network from "Bugs Bunny"

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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DENVER -- Warner Bros announced today that Coke will own ABC by the end of the week.

That's about it.

"What a wonderful idea!" said Batman, owner of the Batmobile. "Now I only have to shave every other day!"
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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No ;_;
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also why the fuck would Coke buy ABC from me

    If they'd called me up a year ago I'd gladly have let them have Columbia back
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (minus a lot of the valuables but still)
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Not actually from you.

    From Warner Bros.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But I own Warner Bros.! Every last share of it!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Warner Bros. is the division of ABC Warner that oversees ABC. So ABC owns WB owns ABC)
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well you should probably have a word with them, then!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alright, I admit

    I was just making up stories so that cute Anonus boy in my third period class would think I'm cool

    Is that so wrong? :(
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    as a neutral party in this disagreement, Anonus you should sue the Centralian government
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    you should sue 50 Cent
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    50 Cent was great in Spy
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    hey @Anonus

    wanna buy DWA?

    i don't want it anymore
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    hey @Anonus

    wanna buy DWA?

    i don't want it anymore

    When did you buy DreamWorks Animation
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    like ages ago remember
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    here

    but i changed my mind because i decided DWA isn't worth keeping
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    http://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/554961/#Comment_554961
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ah damn

    this shits worthless

    what if i pay you to take it off my hands
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    does it include the right to release Jeffrey Katzenberg from his contract
  • CalicaCalica
    edited 2015-07-24 22:59:00
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Anonus said:

    does it include the right to release Jeffrey Katzenberg from his contract

    Jeffrey Katzenberg can only be released from his contract if you find the five golden pieces scattered across LA and combine them to form his severance package.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that's literally the only reason i haven't done it already though
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2015-07-25 00:07:44
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Calica said:

    Anonus said:

    does it include the right to release Jeffrey Katzenberg from his contract

    Jeffrey Katzenberg can only be released from his contract if you find the five golden pieces scattered across LA and combine them to form his severance package.
    Five golden pieces in LA? Ooh, idea!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    What's the plan?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    it's a secret

    a secret that might by my own absent-mindedness remain under wraps for six months or something but still a secret
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Also, how much do you want?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well I have to gather the five golden pieces, then determine what to do with the DWA campus after firing Katz
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    So you expect me to hold onto it in the meantime?

    Anonus, you will not get a better deal than this.  i'm sure i can find other people who are willing to actually pay *me* money for DWA.
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