You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I wonder how many people know that "Kentucky Colonel" is an honorary title and not a military rank
Also it's a Christmas tradition to eat there, because marketing.
I remember during the Kentucky Derby pre-race show in like 2007, Yum! Brands ran an advertisement bragging about how China's favorite kind of chicken was Kentucky Fried
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Fun fact: KFC as a chain only exists because of Interstate 75.
More specifically, when I-75 was built, people started driving around Corbin, Kentucky instead of through it, and Sanders' original restaurant went out of business...so he franchised it instead!
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Also Hayao Miyazaki looks like him.
Fackin' ell.