Is Grunkle Stan banned in your state?

Comments

• Obā-san

  2015-07-17 17:30:49

  
  

  no
• Odradek

  2015-07-17 17:34:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yes
• Section42L

  2015-07-17 17:35:56

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I live in Canada, but I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow got himself banned from there, too.
• Tachyon

  2015-07-17 17:38:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  he's definitely been south of the US, but i can't remember if he ever crossed the northern border
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-07-17 17:43:07

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Yes.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-17 17:45:49

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Funny. He doesn't have New Jersey X'ed out.
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-17 17:46:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Funny. He doesn't have New Jersey X'ed out.

  I noticed that too.
• Tre

  2015-07-17 17:49:31

  
  

  Yep.
• Tachyon

  2015-07-17 17:49:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  maybe the ban was lifted
  
• Tre

  2015-07-17 17:49:49

  
  

  (Kentucky too.)
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-17 17:50:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yes indeed
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-07-17 17:57:10

  kill living beings
  

  banned in the state i'm currently in and the state in which i was born, but he'd probably have a difficult time if he was banned from washington or oregon
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-07-17 18:11:17

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  nope
• TitleName

  2015-07-17 18:48:46

  No
• Aliroz

  2015-07-17 19:19:58

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Nope.
• Calica

  2015-07-17 21:00:46

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  banned in the state I think of myself as coming from, not where I live
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 01:10:11 edited 2015-07-18 01:13:33

  Can he still win the presidency?
  
  AK  3
  HI  4
  WA 12
  OR  7
  ID  4
  CA 55
  UT  6
  AZ 11
  SD  3
  KS  6
  OK  7
  MN 10
  MI 16
  MS  6
  VA 13
  WV  5
  MD 10
  NJ 14
  RI  4
  NH  4
  
  total: 200
  
  :(
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 01:11:07

  However, he CAN stop a Constitutional amendment from passing banning him from the entire country, since he DOES control remain unbanned in at least 13 states.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 01:20:21 edited 2015-07-18 01:20:41

  Yeah, it's gonna be hard for him.  He's missing like, most of the big states, except California, Virginia, and Michigan.
  
  Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida, Texas, New York, Illinois...he's gonna have to campaign harder in those, or put up some multi-pronged approach to a bunch of smaller states.
  
  Wish I had some poll data to show how close he is to parity approval in each states, then I could recommend which ones he should go for first should he want to get to 270.
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-18 01:21:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  his niece is a member of congress, will that help somehow
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-07-18 01:22:28 edited 2015-07-18 01:22:47

  Tachyon said:

  his niece is a member of congress, will that help somehow
  

  from which state?  and what committees does she serve on?
  
  depending on her seniority she might be able to pull some strings.
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-18 01:23:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Can he still win the presidency?
  
  AK  3
  HI  4
  WA 12
  OR  7
  ID  4
  CA 55
  UT  6
  AZ 11
  SD  3
  KS  6
  OK  7
  MN 10
  MI 16
  MS  6
  VA 13
  WV  5
  MD 10
  NJ 14
  RI  4
  NH  4
  
  total: 200
  
  :(
  

  This is not a bad thing, because, well...would you really want Grunkle Stan as your president?
  
  Actually, would you really want either Stan as your president?
  
• Tachyon

  2015-07-18 01:25:03

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  

  Tachyon said:

  his niece is a member of congress, will that help somehow
  

  from which state?  and what committees does she serve on?
  
  depending on her seniority she might be able to pull some strings.
  

  
  the president made her a congressman and gave her a hat to prove it
  
  it was completely legit