Everybody has a crush on Princess Alice!

Comments

• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-07-12 23:03:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I'm not complaining. The royal estate sponsored my arcade, after all.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-07-12 23:07:09

  kill living beings
  

  hopefully the potted plant on your desk will work up the courage to confess
• Crystal

  2015-07-12 23:11:38

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Excuse me!
• Imipolex G

  2015-07-12 23:16:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I can't help it, princess alice has ze first-rate boobles
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-07-12 23:25:31 edited 2015-07-12 23:25:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Crystal said:

  Excuse me!

  I said everybody, not everybirdy

  Miko the Sock Queen said:

  I'm not complaining. The royal estate sponsored my arcade, after all.

  We even sprang for extra bits on some of them. Check out Sonic with beautiful 17-bit graphics!!
• Crystal

  2015-07-12 23:27:25

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Good. Then I do not mind.
• Haven

  2015-07-12 23:28:23

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *plays with some cats in the dungeon*
• eriophora zia

  2015-07-12 23:29:02

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Even those in the dungeons cry at night because they disappointed the princess so thoroughly they had to be imprisoned. :(
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-07-12 23:34:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yarrun the Hijacker refuses to be tsundere