Fairy hunting with Tavros Nitram and Denzel Crocker

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-26 06:05:42

A.K.A. Wherein a timorous yet enthusiastic young boy and an eccentric pink alien adult male band together to search for the fabled mythological creatures known as "fairies"; the boy is manipulated into spying on a pink clad alien child and does a terrible job, leading to a quasi-strife during which both bots throw small pebbles at each other, culminating in the petulant fairy loving boy being wished to the top of a mountain; the boy, beginning to doubt the mans motivation for looking for fairies, breaks away to search for fairies himself, all while lamented what he views as the loss of a possible friend with an obscure shared belief; an unnecessarily convoluted chain of events brings the two back together, whereupon an apology is extended from both sides, leading to the two reconciling and continuing their joint search; numerous declarations of insanity by close friends, primarily coming from a crabby boy by the name of Karkat Vantas and a troublesome girl by the name of Vriska Serket; three collaborative fairy hunting montages set to cloyingly upbeat music; 57 instances of the strange alien man shouting the word "FAIRY" or some derivative thereof, being followed in 20 of those instances by the words "GOD PARENTS"; a hilariously awful attempt at romance involving a winged fairy dress, followed by the initiator of the misguided attempt at romance being chased by the alien who mistakenly believes her to be a fairy; two scenes dedicated to the man encouraging the boy and assuring him that he is not crazy; an internal dialogue belonging to the alien about his purely superficial interest in the boy and desire to use him to find fairies; a later scene wherein the alien realizes he has developed a strange connection to the timid boy; a tragic injury involving prosthetic metal limbs, numerous magnets and a feral metal eating fiduspawn; a touching conclusion wherein the two fairy hunting partners realize their endearment towards one another and become moirails.

Coming to theaters near you this Perigee.

Vriska · 2012-01-26 08:39:24

Hey! Who you calling trou8lesome?

Idler · 2012-01-26 12:43:17

"Tavros Nitram" is "Martin Sorvat" backwards.

I don't know what that means.

Viani · 2012-01-26 12:45:03

he's that kid from Homestukc

Idler · 2012-01-26 12:47:18

I know he's a Homestuck character, I was just wondering if there was any significance to his name backwards.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-26 16:28:11

^^^^Hey, I didn't come up with the title, blame Troll Hollywood.

^^^For some reason that reminds me of the anti-homestuck blog because Fifi Sexiep.

Also, it's obvi his slam poet pseudonym.

Fairy hunting with Tavros Nitram and Denzel Crocker

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