Superb Court rules law legalizing punching orphans in the gut Uncrustitutional

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• Tachyon

  2015-06-29 21:39:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  what is happening to this country
  
  haven't been this mad since Obushton introduced mandatory universal swine flu
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-29 22:25:35

  I think that today's ruling shows that true American values are above partisan politics.  The founding principles enshrined in our Constitution have once again been upheld, against the wishes of those who seek to undermine and destroy them.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-09-21 18:39:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'm still bitter about this an entire week later...
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-21 19:23:57

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I think that today's ruling shows that true American values are above partisan politics.  The founding principles enshrined in our Constitution have once again been upheld, against the wishes of those who seek to undermine and destroy them.
  

  I should start writing press releases.  I can make myself sound generic enough.
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-09-21 19:26:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you have the gift of saying nothing in the longest possible way
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-09-21 19:44:44 edited 2017-09-21 19:44:56

  things I will do if elected legislator:
  
  * put out a press release that looks incomplete but ends by interrupting the last paragraph and then adding "Oh c'mon, of course this is going to sound generic.  What, you expected otherwise?  ###"
  
• Tachyon

  2017-09-21 20:10:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it's so weird when someone bumps an old wonderpost that you wrote then completely forgot about

  
  

  i don't know why but it really is
• Crystal

  2017-09-21 20:15:22

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Personally I think it's all the Bacon Egg and Cheese Group's fault with how they violently instated free healthcare but only for the dead back in 2029. Bastards.
• Alduin

  2017-09-22 05:11:21

  what about that law you guys passed where cancer patients get kicked in the genitals and peed on every Thursday
• Crystal

  2017-09-22 05:36:40

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Oh. The second 49th president personally sent that law to Ontario, so.