"Jurassic Bark" didn't make me cry

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• Klinotaxis

  2015-05-15 15:19:00

  kill living beings
  

  sick
  
• Alduin

  2015-05-15 15:20:09

  Grave of the Fireflies didn't make me cry.

  
  
• Corvina

  2015-05-15 15:21:04

  Vampire Lady of Corvidia
  
  (The other Jane)
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  sick
  

  
  
• Alduin

  2015-05-15 15:22:32

  You know what did make me cry, though? Legend of Zelda.
• Alduin

  2015-05-15 15:23:38

  Not because of the deep, moving story about Link and Zelda's divine connection. Not because of the tragedy of Ganondorf and how his greed and pride led to his ruination.

  
  

  But because the fucking Water Temple is fucking bullshit.
• Odradek

  2015-05-15 15:24:57

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Obā-san

  2015-05-15 15:25:10

  
  

  you know what made me cry
  
  the first pokemon mystery dungeon game
• Alduin

  2015-05-15 15:26:45

  I cried at that too, because my cartridge was bootleg and I couldn't save after 5 dungeons.
• Odradek

  2015-05-15 15:53:57

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The saddest video game ever made was Fallout New Vegas.

  
  Because of how much worse it was than Fallout 3.
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-15 16:17:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Acererak said:

  Not because of the deep, moving story about Link and Zelda's divine connection. Not because of the tragedy of Ganondorf and how his greed and pride led to his ruination.

  
  

  But because the fucking Water Temple is fucking bullshit.

  the water dungeon in Majora's Mask is much worse
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-05-15 20:54:49

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Imipolex G-cup said:

  Acererak said:

  Not because of the deep, moving story about Link and Zelda's divine connection. Not because of the tragedy of Ganondorf and how his greed and pride led to his ruination.

  
  

  But because the fucking Water Temple is fucking bullshit.

  the water dungeon in Majora's Mask is much worse
  

  
  
• Bee

  2015-05-15 21:16:49 edited 2015-05-15 21:24:41

  Seriously why does everyone have so much trouble with those
  
  Do everything you can reach.  Find a water change thing and use it.  Do everything you can reach that you couldn't before.  Rinse and repeat.  Honestly they were both pretty linear, just in a Bil Keane way.
  
  Also, place Farore's Wind next to the top one.
  
• Anonus

  2015-05-15 21:20:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm pretty sure I got through the Water Temple in OOT WITHOUT having to use a guide
• Bee

  2015-05-15 21:28:38

  Same.  I never even had a guide for Majora's Mask, which did have a harder one.
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-15 21:57:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  It's just kind of a slog to have to change the water level, etc. Makes it seem tedious rather than fun.
  
• Odradek

  2015-05-15 22:03:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  They made that a little better in the 3DS version, where you didn't have to go into the menu to unequip the boots and made it more obvious where the switches were.
• MetaFour

  2015-05-16 14:22:52 edited 2015-05-16 14:23:02

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  The one problem I had with the OOT water temple was noticing the entrance to the passage hidden RIGHT UNDER that platform that rises with the water level.
• Obā-san

  2015-05-16 18:36:12

  
  

  ok here's what i want to know

  
  

  what the fuck is jurassic bark?
• Section42L

  2015-05-16 18:37:18

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  It’s a Futurama episode.
• Obā-san

  2015-05-16 18:37:55

  
  

  oh so it's the one with the dog that people on imgur shed internet tears over
• Section42L

  2015-05-16 18:38:16

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Yeah, that.
• Aliroz

  2015-05-16 18:38:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's the second or third saddest Futurama episode.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-05-16 18:45:36

  kill living beings
  

  I never thought of the water temple as harder and didn't see it before The Internet
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-16 19:12:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Water Temple in Twilight Princess was terrible, I remember that. 
• eriophora zia

  2015-05-16 19:49:07

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I barely remember Twilight Princess' water temple. I had a really easy time with that entire game, though.
• Bee

  2015-05-16 20:15:51 edited 2015-05-16 20:16:08

  The only reason I got hung up on the Twilight Princess water temple was because it took me forever to realize the stairs carried water.
  
  After that it was as reasonable as the others.
  
• Anonus

  2015-05-16 22:08:56 edited 2015-05-16 22:09:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Section42L said:

  It’s a Futurama episode.

  it's one of those things you apparently have no soul if you don't cry at
• Obā-san

  2015-05-16 22:14:39

  
  

  i hate dogs
• Anonus

  2015-05-16 22:17:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  naney said:

  i hate dogs

  
  
• Calica

  2015-05-16 22:18:16

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  naney said:

  i hate dogs

  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-05-16 22:19:40

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  naney said:

  i hate dogs

  
  
• Anonus

  2015-05-16 22:24:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why do you hate dogs naney
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2015-05-16 22:30:21

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I fucking love dogs. They are God's innocent little angels and they are absolutely adorable and they're super cuddly and lovable and if you hate dogs then you are a cold-blooded monster.
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-16 22:30:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I usually like dogs
  
• Calica

  2015-05-16 22:48:03

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i'm afraid of dogs, honestly
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-16 22:54:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I used to be.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-16 23:43:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  If you give me a dog, I will pet that dog, and I may not ever stop petting that dog.

  
  

  Likewise with a cat, or really any animal with fur that will not definitively kill me.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-16 23:44:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Which is not to say that I will not pet a lizard.

  
  

  It's just that I know I'll have to stop petting a lizard at some point in the future. Not so with dogs.
• Odradek

  2015-05-16 23:45:26

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Anonus said:

  why do you hate god naney

  
  
• Alduin

  2015-05-17 01:38:20

  Calica said:

  i'm afraid of dogs, honestly