There is *one* Walmart in Centralia...

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• Tanya

  2015-05-14 17:18:06

  Pizza Dog

  The mcdonalds there had an item called the McTentacle. would not recommend. 
• lee4hmz

  2015-05-14 18:13:30 edited 2015-05-14 18:13:38

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  And all the shelf labels and signs were written in this strange language...
• Aliroz

  2015-05-14 19:44:26 edited 2015-05-14 19:48:23

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  You guys are actually understating the ominousness of the first Walmart coming to an area.
  
  
  
  
• Calica

  2015-05-14 20:08:23

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  Also, there's no record of this store ever being built, and there's never any shipments coming in, but somehow they're always stocked.

  is that because nobody shops there
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-15 03:09:59 edited 2015-05-15 06:08:37

  Central Avenue said:

  For starters, instead of "We Sell For Less", the sign out front says "We Own Your Soul. Always!"

  Central Avenue said:

  Also, there's no record of this store ever being built

  
  
  

  Ichika's diary
  23 July 2004
  
  Today we got a new neighbor in the house that was for sale next door.  She is an elegant lady who seems a little bit mysterious and hard to talk to.  I don't remember the house being sold, so she must have bought it very recently.  She usually seems to have the lights off so I don't know what she does.  All I remember that she works at the local Wal-Mart.
  
• Haven

  2015-05-15 05:04:43

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Aliroz said:

  You guys are actually understating the ominousness of the first Walmart coming to an area.
  
  
  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-15 05:05:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it means your community is DOOMED
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-05-15 20:57:24

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I've watched people go in, but I have yet to see any come out, with only a few exceptions. Those who return are... changed. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-15 21:57:15

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Our black suns move erratically like drunken bees, and each of them stings. Now more than ever we are full of blood and honey. Welcome to Centralia.