Shocking new information about Avengers Infinity War
It will be the first Hollywood Film shot entirely in iMax.
The soundtrack will all be Basque operas played on the bagpipe
Each, and every actor has a scene in which they violently evacuate their bowels into toilets shaped like major religious figures
The dialogue will consist of many Harold Pinter-esque pauses, Samuel Beckett-esque monologues, and William Shakespeare-esque iambic pentameter.
There will be a scene in which Hawkeye plays Russian roulette with actual non-prop bullets against Stan Lee.
A man dressed as Jack Kirby will urinate directly onto the camera, triggering the sprinkler system of the movie theater it is being shown in.
All in all, about what we'd expect from the greatest and ballsiest auteurs of our age.
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naney does kinda have a point though, i'd been happily getting along without even reading the phrase "Avengers Infinity War" even once in my entire life until you bumped this