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Full House Tiers

OdradekOdradek
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God Tier: Uncle Jesse, Kimmy Gibbler

High Tier: Uncle Jesse's Wife Rebecca, Comet the dog, 

Low Tier: Danny, D.J., Michelle 

Shit Tier: Stephanie, Joey

Absolute Shit Tier: Joey's woodchuck puppet.

Comments

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    I object slightly to this tier structuring.

    Bob Saget seems like a good person, and Danny at least had a recognizable comedic trait with his neatfreakness. I think that deserves a slight elevation to above-average, at least.

    I also think that the video CA linked provides enough proof that Jesse should be lowered a tier or two himself.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Section42L said:

    I object slightly to this tier structuring.

    Bob Saget seems like a good person, and Danny at least had a recognizable comedic trait with his neatfreakness. I think that deserves a slight elevation to above-average, at least.

    I also think that the video CA linked provides enough proof that Jesse should be lowered a tier or two himself.

    Make your own tiers then, and we'll see who the public chooses,
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Fine then, I will.

    God Tier: Kimmy Gibbler

    High Tier: pre-marriage Rebecca, Comet the dog

    Decent Tier: Danny, post-marriage Rebecca

    Low Tier: all the kids except for Michelle, Uncle Jesse

    Shit Tier: Michelle, Uncle Joey
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The thing about Bob Saget is that he's at his funniest when he's allowed to cut loose and be as dirty and raunchy as he likes, something this show absolutely did not let him do
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Stephanie at least grew up to have a nice rack.
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    Kimmy was always my favor8 on that show.
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