Old people don't like Kingdom Hearts

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• Imipolex G

  2015-04-19 20:11:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  They've gained enough sense not to.
  
• Haven

  2015-04-19 21:49:02

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  trivializes how easy heart transplants are
• Tanya

  2015-04-19 22:37:01

  Pizza Dog

  Tell me the story and I'll tell you why they don't like it.
• Calica

  2015-04-19 22:56:09

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Haven said:

  trivializes how easy heart transplants are

  
  
• Obā-san

  2015-04-19 23:00:33

  
  

  Counterclock said:

  Tell me the story and I'll tell you why they don't like it.

  goofy dies and people wear asymmetrical clothing
  
  so it's kinda like a Givenchy runway show
  
• Calica

  2015-04-19 23:02:23 edited 2015-04-19 23:02:40

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  also, the series glorifies monarchy
• Odradek

  2015-04-19 23:04:21

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Final Fantasy was at its best at the age when I was most susceptible to dumb anime plots, and has gone downhill since then.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-04-19 23:05:11

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  naney said:

  Counterclock said:

  Tell me the story and I'll tell you why they don't like it.

  goofy dies and people wear asymmetrical clothing
  
  so it's kinda like a Givenchy runway show
  

  And zippers. Don't forget zippers.
• Anonus

  2015-04-19 23:23:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  >there will never be a Looney Tunes or Hanna-Barbera version of Kingdom Hearts
• Calica

  2015-04-19 23:26:21

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  what do you call Space Jam then
• Calica

  2015-04-19 23:26:58

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  and before you say anything about video games, there totally was a Space Jam video game
• Obā-san

  2015-04-19 23:30:28

  
  

  
• Anonus

  2015-04-19 23:34:44 edited 2015-04-19 23:34:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Calica said:

  what do you call Space Jam then

  Does Daffy get klonked on the head and die momentarily

  
  

  No
• Anonus

  2015-04-19 23:35:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also obligatory mention of Lola Bunny and Cadpig sharing their voice actor
• Calica

  2015-04-19 23:35:32

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  that's why Space Jam is better than Kingdom Hearts
• Anonus

  2015-04-19 23:38:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  hm, okay then

  
  

  *scratches a tally mark on the Warner Bros. side of the board*
• Anonus

  2015-04-19 23:48:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  
• Princess Alice

  2015-04-19 23:50:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You drew those logos awfully accurately for chalk
  
• Section42L

  2015-04-20 00:08:18

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Kingdom Hearts doesn't have a hilariously out-of-place Bill Murray cameo, either.
• Anonus

  2015-04-20 00:08:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm wondering if the WB side needs more logos, in addition to Hanna-Barbera's

  
  

  A synthesized Jay Ward logo, the MGM logo (the 1960s stylized lion)...
• Haven

  2015-04-20 07:12:54

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Section42L said:

  Kingdom Hearts doesn't have a hilariously out-of-place Bill Murray cameo, either.

  it should
• Anonus

  2015-04-20 07:33:41 edited 2015-04-20 07:34:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  not to them it doesn't because they'd have to pay him residuals

  
  

  you know why Giselle from Enchanted isn't one of the interchangeable smiling Disney Princesses? Because they would have had to license Amy Adams's likeness from her
• Bee

  2015-04-20 17:56:45 edited 2015-04-20 17:59:09

  Section42L said:

  Kingdom Hearts doesn't have a hilariously out-of-place Bill Murray cameo, either.

  
  It does have a hilariously out of place Leonard Nimoy cameo.
  
  youtube.com/watch?v=9f-XGiiFQLI#t=0m10s