Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
(posts the 50 billion webcomics dealing with things happening the opposite way that you want them to in Pokémon games)
As mentioned earlier, there is a person on the EC forums who has this as an avatar. I understand the point it's trying to make (OLD DESIGNS ARE BETTER. POKEMON JUMPED THE SHARK IN GEN II., etc.), but I don't understand the problem with the Pokemon on the right.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I think Dewgong's kinda pretty, to be honest.
Also, Eelektross, you think an awesome fruit bat dragon is a worse design than a goofy-looking Fire-type rehash of Shinx? WE MUST DUEL TO THE FAINTING AT SUNRISE
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I think there's one thing we can all agree is a lazybutt design.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I dunno, I don't like Voltorb's moveset but he's interesting enough, and is a decent argument for evolution in general being hyperspeed in the Pokeverse as opposed to just the between-form "evolution" we see in individual Pokemon.
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I considered placing a pokemon joke in Tripadelic once.
in hindsight, I am glad I opted to exclude it
But let's assume it's Focus Blast because I had it on my Typhlosion in Heart Gold and it always failed at the most inopportune times
Anyone who dislikes gen 5's designs hasn't seen Joltik.
it is a
blizzard
seal
you motherfucker.
ah
the rare Image pokemon.
On the contrary
you lost all credibility by disliking a blizzard seal.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Kexy gets 2 points for Gallade though. Only 2 though. And Mo gets one for Absol.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Absol has no evolutions and is therefore boring.
The only exception to this rule is Farfetch'd, who is the best thing--not Pokemon, thing--ever.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Mo gains three points for Farfetch'd.