The Kamina Pantheon

Viani · 2012-01-20 19:08:12

"I will go beyond the impossible, even if impossibility is a rule that cannot be broken in real life."

I'm not sure what the "Kamina philosophy" is supposed to revolve around.

Is it just a form of anime-inspired courage that was jokingly weaved into a belief system or do people actually have things written on it to live by?

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 19:12:30

I'm not sure this has really gone past "meme" status.

I'm sure there are those who think Kamina is a good role model, and maybe even try to live their life asking WWKD?

But I don't think anyone has been organized enough to actually get much of a belief system out of it.

I certainly haven't heard anything to that extent.

Tachyon · 2012-01-20 19:17:13

I'd have thought his screw-up in the bathhouse episode would have dispelled any myths about Kamina's infallibility.

I don't think he wanted to be seen as the perfect role model, anyway.

millercross · 2012-01-20 19:31:32

It's mostly 4Chan nerds taking the story's message of "Grasp your future, walk with your chin high, etc etc" stuff and turning it into "FUCK YES, I CAN PUNCH METEORS OUT WITH MY DICK"

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 19:49:41

My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-01-21 00:18:30

Juan, are you implying that I can't punch meteors out with my dick?

millercross · 2012-01-21 00:23:34

nah, i'm just outright saying that you can't punch meteors with your dick, man

INUH · 2012-01-21 02:05:10

What if it was a really small meteor?

Though even then, I guess it would be more of a slapping than a punching.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-21 02:17:36

Not if you have enough thrust.

Tachyon · 2012-01-21 02:18:51

You'd probably burn your dick.

And it would be moving pretty fast so you might get a bruise.

INUH · 2012-01-21 02:19:34

^^Would that count as a punch, though, and not just a thrust? I mean, you can thrust with your head or foot, and that's not a punch.

^Remember, kids, always wear protection when attempting to molest a meteor.

Tachyon · 2012-01-21 02:21:01

What if you attach a boxing glove?

millercross · 2012-01-21 02:21:09

oh god, we're discussing the physics involving dicks and meteors

what the hell

^who are you, green motherfucking arrow?

INUH · 2012-01-21 02:23:25

^^Either it will work, or the meteor will just laugh at you and upload a video of you with a boxing glove dangling out of your pants to Youtube.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-21 02:24:07

4ier: Well obvious you dickpunch it after it lands and cools off.

What if you attach a boxing glove?

There you go.

^Blackmail it so it doesn't upload the video. ¿I mean, what was it doing that close to your penis anyway, hmm?

INUH · 2012-01-21 02:25:21

^Ah, but once it lands, it becomes a meteorite, which is obviously a completely different thing.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-21 02:27:26

Then you wrap your penis in bubble wrap, duct tape the bubble wrap, wrap it in some more bubble wrap, but that in the boxing glove and punch it while it's still moving.

It may burn your balls off but let's face it, anyone going around trying to punch meteors with their dicks don't deserve testicles.

Haven · 2012-01-21 02:28:00

I think the main point is that you're not supposed to touch a meteor with your meat-ier.

Tachyon · 2012-01-21 02:28:17

^^ Or has balls to spare.

^ The puns are getting worse, I swear.

Viani · 2012-01-21 02:29:30

It may burn your balls off but let's face it, anyone going around trying
to punch meteors with their dicks don't deserve testicles.

Actually, it takes balls to punch out a meteor with your dick, so anyone TRYING to punch the meteor with their dick requires them.

millercross · 2012-01-21 02:37:05

yeah, but what you require and what you deserve are not the same~

Justice4243 · 2012-01-21 10:45:04

Anyone who has tried to punch out a meteor with their dick would have to have gigantic balls, I mean...how else are they going to have a good, solid, base with the ground from which they can swing their dick from?

Forzare · 2012-01-21 13:20:15

Wait, you guys don't have fists on the end of your dicks?

Tanya · 2012-01-21 13:22:39

I'd prefer a written rule of the cheddar faction.

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