How To Make The Most Of Life

Have sex as often as Panty and eat sweets as often as Stocking.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    enjoy your obesity and STDs
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Joke's on you, I'm already obese!

    ...wait, that's not a good thing, is it?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *shrug*
  • How To Make The Most Of Life

    first you get a capital T
    then you put a lowercase h next to it
    then you put a lowercase e next to the h
    then you leave a space
    then you put a capital M next to the space
    then you put a lowercase o next to the M
    then you put a lowercase s next to the o
    then you put a lowercase t next to the s
    then you leave a space
    then you put a capital O next to the space
    then you put a lowercase f next to the O
    then you leave a space
    then you put a capital L next to the space
    then you put a lowercase i next to the L
    then you put a lowercase f next to the i
    then you put a lowercase e next to the f
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Angels can't get diabetes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    How To Make The Most Of Life

    first you get a capital T
    then you put a lowercase h next to it
    then you put a lowercase e next to the h
    then you leave a space
    then you put a capital M next to the space
    then you put a lowercase o next to the M
    then you put a lowercase s next to the o
    then you put a lowercase t next to the s
    then you leave a space
    then you put a capital O next to the space
    then you put a lowercase f next to the O
    then you leave a space
    then you put a capital L next to the space
    then you put a lowercase i next to the L
    then you put a lowercase f next to the i
    then you put a lowercase e next to the f

    You're grounded
  • LWLW
    edited 2015-04-06 16:00:21

    How to make the most out of life:
    avoid modeling your life after the lives of anime characters.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    LW said:

    How to make the most out of life:
    avoid modeling your life after the lives of anime characters.

    Lesson learned. From now on I'll only model my life on those of western cartoon characters.

    *dons a Mabel sweater*
  • You're grounded

    I usually am.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 100003213413423423423819f3782946293723979823 years.
  • LW said:

    How to make the most out of life:
    avoid modeling your life after the lives of anime characters.

    Lesson learned. From now on I'll only model my life on those of western cartoon characters.

    *dons a Mabel sweater*
    i on the other hand proclaim myself EL KABONG, HOLAAYYYY

    *strips naked and clothes self in nothing but a Zorro mask, cape, and hat and runs around with a toy guitar*
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    OH GOD

    PUT SOME CLOTHES ON 

    I DON'T WANT TO SEE NO EL PINTO OR EL PINTA KABONG
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