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Bee · 2015-03-29 05:51:46

I forgot what I was even searching for, but Google gave me this.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/That_French_Fry_Fell_Off_the_Tray_and_is_Burning_in_the_Oven

The fact that it references Othello, however stupidly and/or racistly, amuses and scares me. Also, cranberry juice coming out your nose is not pleasant.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-03-29 06:16:48

no article on Uncyclopedia will ever top "Aaaa".

Tanya · 2015-03-29 06:17:30

Not even "Bbbb"

Salix Babylonika · 2015-03-29 06:19:57

A, (born )
had a rough childhood. He was born circa 1500 BCE to Emanuamesh, a
local Mesopotamian warlord who scrawled him onto a wall. From a young
age, A was interested in joining an alphabet and closely followed the
major alphabet at the time, the Proto-Siniatic. ^[1]
He did play in a kiddie alphabet league as a boy, and was notable for
the innovative words he set up in it. His family, however was not
supportive and viewed A's expectation of making it into an alphabet as
"an unrealistic goal," in the words of his mother,ʨ.
A was a star vowel at Nineveh's Gilagamesh Upper School (GUS). In
100 games his average word length (AVR) was 7.419 with 90 steals. GUS
went on to win the high school
national championship in A's junior year. He was first team prep
All-American as a senior, spelling an AVR of 8.505 with 9 quintuple word
scores due to unusual verb
tense, 36 technical and/or scientific words, and 35 steals in 35 tries
out of 33 games. Notably, A was selected as the Neo-Assyrian Alphabet
Junior Player of the Year and as United Oxen Rental's national alphabet
student athlete of the year. A was the first high school player to ever
try out for Team Mesopotamia in 993 BCE, and was regarded as the top
prospect in the country.
After high school, A signed a letter of intent to play Alphabet
for the University of Phoenicia Byblos (UPB) and was also recruited by
the university to play for its crossword
puzzle team. A turned down UPB's alphabet scholarship, choosing instead
to major in Serif Theory. Despite this, after his freshman year he
decided to play on the Phoenician Murexes, the first major team in the
College Alphabet League. After a successful year spent at the franchise,
A was picked as a first round draft pick in the Greek Alphabet, being
the first letter drafted straight out of college to play as a back
vowel. His brothers Alef, 'alef, and Alep became stars in their own
right in Hebrew,Arabic, and something that nobody cares about. They were
originally glottal plosives, but were promoted by Dean Ziqquratu.

Bee · 2015-03-29 06:22:40

Planet Jane said:
no article on Uncyclopedia will ever top "Aaaa".

Fisher Price: a Retrospective is a close second though.

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