Bing: What if other search engines are TOO good?

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2015-03-20 00:25:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I'd almost forgotten how awful the original Bing logo was
• Anonus

  2015-03-20 00:28:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ah yes, the Brand New comments full of people claiming that Armin Vit was the sort of person who'd never touch boobs in his life
• Imipolex G

  2015-03-20 00:47:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  !
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-03-20 01:12:54

  so basically bing's idea of what their competition is is basically a shitposter
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-03-20 01:39:24

  kill living beings
  

  hahaha this is almost as good as the "not shit any more!" ads for IE