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Porky Pig turned 80 yesterday and I did nothing to celebrate

MissUtilisMissUtilis
in General
I'm a terrible adoptive parent/enthusiast in general

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  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I didn't even know it was his birthday -_-
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    let us raise a belated blt in his honor
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In honor of this I will post the following excerpt from Gravity's Rainbow:

    Roger is totally confused. At this point, in wanders who but Milton Gloaming with a black man Roger recognizes now as one of the two herb-smokers in the furnace room under Clive Mossmoon's office. His name is Jan Otyiyumbu, and he's a Schwarzkommando liaison man. One of Blodgett Waxwing's Apache lieutenants shows up with his girl, who's not walking so much as dancing, very fluid and slow, a dance in which Osbie Feel, popping out of the kitchen now with his shirt off (and a Porky Pig tattoo on his stomach? How long has Feel had that?) correctly identifies the influence of heroin.

    It's a little bewildering - if this is a "We-system," why isn't it at least thoughtful enough to interlock in a reasonable way, like They-systems do?

    "That's exactly it," Osbie screams, belly-dancing Porky into a wide, alarming grin, "They're the rational ones. We piss on Their rational arrangements. Don't we ... Mexico?"

    "Hoorah!" cry the others. Well taken, Osbie.
  • PatchAwfulPatchAwful
    The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts
    A-ge-ah-gi-eh-ge-ah-growing old gracefully
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