Bear Tiers

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• MissUtilis

  2015-02-26 01:00:45

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  What about Yogi, what about the Hillbilly Bears, what about Barney Bear, what about Banjo?
• Obā-san

  2015-02-26 01:02:45

  
  

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-02-26 01:21:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  naney said:

  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Earth's Core Tier: ~Kuma Shock~
  

  
  
• MissUtilis

  2015-02-26 01:22:14

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  Miss Utilis said:

  What about Yogi, what about the Hillbilly Bears, what about Barney Bear, what about Banjo?

  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-02-26 01:22:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Mid Tier: Hillbilly Bears

  
  

  Bottom Tier: Barney Bear

  
  

  High Tier: Yogi, Banjo
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-02-26 02:14:46

  what about James the bear, who has had sexual intercourse 18 times and eaten 389 pawfuls of berries this season, and politely asks that you do not defecate on the berries?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-02-26 02:18:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Double Bottom
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 01:42:18

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yarrun XIX said:

  naney said:

  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Earth's Core Tier: ~Kuma Shock~
  

  
  

  Actual Rating: Grudging High-Mid Tier
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 01:42:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Bear from Harvey Birdman: High Tier
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-03-18 01:44:02

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Multibear

  what the fuck, Yarrun
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 01:45:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Shifting Kuma from Persona to Mid Tier

  
  

  Shifting Multi-Bear to Mid Tier
• Obā-san

  2015-03-18 01:48:03

  
  

  it's obviously a joke list because yuri bears are at the bottom
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 01:50:59 edited 2015-03-18 02:09:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Current Rankings:

  
  

  God Tier: Kuma from Tekken, Captain Landon from Schlock Mercenary

  
  

  High Tier: Bear from Harvey Birdman, Yogi, Banjo, 

  
  

  High-Mid Tier: ~Kuma Shock~, Smokey, Multibear

  
  

  Mid Tier: Bear Holding a Shark, Kuma from Persona, Pooh, Ursaring, Seabear, Monokuma, Hillbilly Bears, Bear in the Big Blue House

  
  

  Bottom Tier: Yao Guai, Ursa Minor

  
  

  Double Bottom: James the Bear
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 01:52:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Magic Jane said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Multibear

  what the fuck, Yarrun

  I am actually confused as to why he made bottom tier. 

  
  

  He's not making it past Grudging High-Mid Tier because, for all his multibearosity, he got beat by Dipper. No, I don't care that Dipper spent the episode training with the mythological equivalent of frat stereotypes.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 01:53:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  This is Captain Landon, by the way.
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-18 01:55:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Where does Bear in the Big Blue House fall into this

  
  

  Or Winnie-the-Pooh, for that matter
• Haven

  2015-03-18 01:58:56

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Odradek

  2015-03-18 02:02:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Central Avenue said:

  Where does Bear in the Big Blue House fall into this

  
  

  Or Winnie-the-Pooh, for that matter

  Oh man, Bear in the Big Blue House, I remember him.

  
  He was friends with the moon.

  
  I wish I was friends with the moon.
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-18 02:08:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Not just any moon, Lynne Thigpen as the moon!
• Odradek

  2015-03-18 02:08:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yes.

  
  That was good.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 02:09:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Bear in the Big Blue House gets Mid-Tier. Pooh gets Mid-Tier.

  
  

  Comedic Bears generally get stuck in mid-tier. Particularly notable comedic bears can get higher than that.

  
  

  God Tier is, for the moment, limited to bears that fight. 
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-03-18 02:10:52

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what about God Bear The Bear God?
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-18 02:14:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Magic Jane said:

  what about God Bear The Bear God?

  I'm pretty sure you just made her up
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 02:16:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Made-up Bears cannot be assessed. Which is why Guy the Bear is not slumming it with the God Tiers.

  
  

  Haven said:

  

  Double-Bottom.

  
  

  The Bear, not Surrak
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-03-18 02:37:21 edited 2015-03-18 02:46:34

  Okay, I've just about had it.
  
  
  Revision:
  
  
  

  God Tier: Kuma from Tekken, Captain Landon from Schlock Mercenary

  
  

  High Tier: Bear from Harvey Birdman, Yogi, Banjo, 

  
  

  High-Mid Tier: Smokey, Multibear

  
  

  Mid Tier: Bear Holding a Shark, Kuma from Persona, Pooh, Ursaring, Seabear, Monokuma, Hillbilly Bears, Bear in the Big Blue House

  
  

  Bottom Tier: Yao Guai, Ursa Minor

  
  

  Double Bottom: James the Bear

  
  Triple Bottom: ~Kuma Shock~
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-18 02:39:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You fool, you put them higher than their original location!
• Princess Alice

  2015-03-18 02:42:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Now GMH is anti-lesbears too? What's this world coming to?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-03-18 02:47:06 edited 2015-03-18 02:54:36

  i just got sick of everyone joking about them lol :-D

  Yarrun XIX said:

  You fool, you put them higher than their original location!

  
  NOOOOOOOO MY DASTARDLY SCHEME HAS FAILD!
  
• Obā-san

  2015-03-18 02:53:16

  
  

  it's just me really, because i'm OBSESSED WITH THIS SHOW
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-03-18 02:54:53

  nah it's also all over this other forum
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-03-25 00:35:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  Guess who's in God Tier Now
• Calica

  2015-03-25 00:42:09

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  this is why you don't do drugs
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-03-25 07:22:34 edited 2015-03-25 07:23:13

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I know Persona 4's Kuma better as Teddie.

  
  

  Also, what about Arthur the Bear-King? Or Bear-Sarks?
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-23 05:07:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  They don't appear to be actual bears and are disqualified.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-23 05:54:23

  As yet unranked: the Soviet Bear in Mystik Belle.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-23 07:13:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Not until I play the game or a picture shows up on google
• Calica

  2015-05-23 07:21:31

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  you ranked ~kuma shock~ before watching
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-23 07:25:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I have seen pictures of ~kuma shock~

  
  

  I cannot find pictures of this soviet bear
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-23 09:17:37

  youtube.com/watch?v=7oapbE2EWVc#t=36s
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-23 15:22:26

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Mid-tier for now
• Odradek

  2015-08-14 13:00:15

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Odradek

  2015-08-14 14:25:32

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  
• Haven

  2015-08-14 14:31:27

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  le tiers ours
• Aliroz

  2015-08-14 15:01:40 edited 2015-08-14 15:04:31

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  What about Shardik?
  
  (Richard Adams' shardik, not Stephen King's).
  
  
  
  He's a giant bear that may or may not be God.
  
  
  He has a fight scene.  It involves the tearing off of a face.
  
  
  Sure, he took an arrow in the eye, but after the fight, wandered off. Maybe to die, maybe not. Methinks if it was going to kill him, it would have done it near-instantly..
• Odradek

  2015-08-14 15:10:30

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Aliroz have you read The Dark Tower?
• Aliroz

  2015-08-14 15:30:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Nope.
• Odradek

  2015-08-14 15:40:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The Shardik in The Dark Tower is a reference to the one in Richard Adams's work.
• Aliroz

  2015-08-14 15:41:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Oh, neat.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-08-14 16:48:09 edited 2015-08-14 16:48:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Current Rankings:

  
  

  God Tier: Kuma from Tekken, Captain Landon from Schlock Mercenary, Shardik

  
  

  High Tier: Bear from Harvey Birdman, Yogi, Banjo, Ice Bear

  
  

  High-Mid Tier: ~Kuma Shock~, Smokey, Multibear, 

  
  

  Mid Tier: Bear Holding a Shark, Kuma from Persona, Pooh, Ursaring, Seabear, Monokuma, Hillbilly Bears, Bear in the Big Blue House, Soviet Bear (Mystic Belle), Grizzly and Panda (WBB)

  
  

  Bottom Tier: Yao Guai, Ursa Minor

  
  

  Double Bottom: James the Bear

  
  
• Odradek

  2015-09-06 18:06:05

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Where do the Care Bears fit?