Anonus and hir Thrift Store VHS Tapes

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• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:36:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Twisted Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut. Breadsticks and pizza TOGETHER AT LAST

  
  

  Also canker sores? Get Orajel
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:37:14

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  An Odor Eaters ad that seems to feature the JAM Singers

  
  

  Also Wayne Knight hawking 10-10-220 like every other celebrity at the time
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:37:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The Lone Gunmen, despite being called a wittier-by-the-week spinoff from The X-Files by the LA Times, still did not make it past this season
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:37:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ad for the New Beetle
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:38:33

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  an ad for KALC, Alice 106 FM
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:39:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the McDonald's New Taste Menu, featuring the McPhilly Cheese Steak Sandwich

  
  

  They love to see me smile

  
  

  here's an ad featuring children trying to catch fireflies to David Bowie's "Changes", it's for Nowell
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:40:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  KDVR will show us where the free ATMs are at 9 (they teased this before, but I didn't mention this)

  
  

  also a TWO-HOUR CRIME-FIGHTING EVENT with Cops and America's Most Wanted
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:49:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "Comfort, it's the feeling your baby has when she's all wrapped up and happy, and Carnation Good Start keeps her feeling that way" oh Nestlé
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:49:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  a Chevrolet ad

  
  

  Chevy is now accepting torchbearer nominations for the Salt Lake torch relay
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:51:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  a paper cutout styled ad for Chili's

  
  

  an ad for Best Buy, which transitions from a dull boardroom meeting to an exciting Best Buy video game display

  
  

  an ad for Diet Coke where some woman who sounds like Pepper Ann Pearson talks about the man she spies on as he gets ready every morning

  
  

  and an ad with a barking Beagle who wants to watch "Coco Comes Home"

  
  

  it's for Microsoft's UltimateTV, from DirecTV

  
  

  Uncle Ben's Mini Bowls, featuring a bunch of "natives'
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:52:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Excedrin brand tension headache cooling pads
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:52:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Kids with something to do are less likely to do drugs
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 04:53:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  BOOT CAMP: FOX STYLE

  
  

  again
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:04:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Slim-Fast commercial
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:05:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Acuvue advances the science of sight

  
  

  Wisk laundry tablets are so powerful it's as if dirt never happened at all

  
  

  More NASCAR promotion
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:06:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  KDVR's 9PM news promo accounts for the plane crash and again mentions the pillowcase burglars

  
  

  Wendy's salads
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:06:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Serif Gothic in 2001? Indeed!
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:07:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Oak Express

  
  

  Also the bouncing Ro-Tel can adds the PERFECT ZING to most any recipe
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:07:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  an ad for The Drew Carey Show on Fox 31 at Night

  
  

  and a promo featuring Mr. Tabloid, Ol' Tom Martino
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:08:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Police Videos/Lone Gunmen promo again
• lee4hmz

  2015-02-17 05:16:17

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  lol Police Videos
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:17:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Some dude I recognize from Fox Sports with this flat-top haircut is in an ad for RadioShack

  
  

  Odd timing

  
  

  Also there's the Pepsi One ad again

  
  

  I forgot to mention its Goldilocks theme, and the "Utah Bears"
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:17:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  St. Ives Vitamin A & E lotion
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:18:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mitsubishi rocking out

  
  

  Is it me or has Mitsubishi cut way back on advertising in recent years?

  
  

  Again with the Taco Bell "Zesty Times 2" ad
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:19:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Fox promos repeated from before
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:19:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  though the Simpsons one lacks the Malcolm part
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:20:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Another KDVR promo, repeated from earlier

  
  

  Libby Weaver is in these, and she has since left the station; she came to KDVR when their news department got started, from Chicago's NBC O&O WMAQ
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:29:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Movie's over, KDVR's running a promo for the news next to the movie's credits, followed by a promo for The Lone Gunmen - the "wittier-by-the-week" one

  
  

  Tape's cut over to Ed, taped off NBC as they celebrate their 75th anniversary...just a few seconds of its intro though, now I think it's ER (which was also on the label)
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:29:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I do wonder why TV stations don't run promos for their late news during network credits anymore
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:31:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I do find it interesting how ER has completely disappeared from the radar

  
  

  Here's Alex Kingston, the future River Song
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:32:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Night & Day contact lenses
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:32:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mama's got the magic of Clorox2
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:34:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  a camera catching cars as they speed through a red light

  
  

  this camera has fallen in love with the Nissan Altima being advertised

  
  

  Mama keeps her house clean with the magic of Clorox Disinfecting Wipes

  
  

  Swiffer WetJet ad, it's racing a not-WetJet mop

  
  

  It's weird remembering how Swiffer has only been around since the early 2000s, it feels like it's older than that
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:35:37

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Drama-packed promo for Providence, and Law & Orders: CI and SVU (the latter of which is still on)

  
  

  There's a KUSA logo superimposed over the end of the promo...also NBC was using Trebuchet in their look back then

  
  

  also there were ads for Weight Watchers and the Foley's Red Apple Sale (RIP)
• lee4hmz

  2015-02-17 05:40:07

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  oh wow, I remember NBC's Trebuchet look
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:41:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  and the giant glass feathers
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:46:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  an ad featuring people performing music

  
  

  "You can go from New Orleans to Sarasota on just one tank, the fuel-efficient TDI"

  
  

  An ad for Allegra follows that, from the days when prescription drug ads didn't last ages

  
  

  also an ad for fucking Wal-Mart
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:46:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Dead History in 2002? You bet
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:47:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Unicenter ad featuring people freaking out about staples

  
  

  Also an ad from Verizon before they became a megacorp
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:47:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Can you hear me now? Good!
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:48:34

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Visa Check Card I'm not going to describe because it's too insipid

  
  

  Fear Factor/Third Watch promo

  
  

  Disclosure: I loved Fear Factor
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 05:49:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  NBC 75 logo rotating awkwardly across the bottom of the screen...that effect worked better with the feathers
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:00:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  a bunch of people walking across a body of water...turns out they were walking along a Jeep SUV

  
  

  an ad where a city-dweller drives her laundry load out to dry in the country - it's an ad for Tide Clean Breeze

  
  

  also two back promos for L.A. Law: The Movie and Three Kings

  
  

  a promo for KUSA's news with the hard-hitting promo cut from their old Third Street package
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:00:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Foley's peddling Clinique Happy

  
  

  also a VW ad where a guy licks the handle of a Volkswagen he wants to claim
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:01:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  an ad for Catholic Relief Services
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:01:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Carpet Mill
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:01:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ah yes a Lowe's "Improving Home Improvement" ad with the guitar jingle
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:02:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "Denim Inspiration" for Gap
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:12:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Somebody wearing an eyepatch said an uncensored "shit"
• Anonus

  2015-02-17 06:14:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  An ad for Oxi Clean where a softball pitcher threw balloons full of grape juice at a guy with carpet on him

  
  

  And an ad for Band-Aid Finger Wraps, which are waterproof

  
  

  Also Friskies Fancy Feast

  
  

  And Chili's, with a pepper logo-shaped fridge magnet knocking other magnets around a fridge

  
  

  And Spider-Man swinging around America for Cingular, in the years before Disney overpaid but got him