Why didn't Strong Sad ever just move out?

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• MetaFour

  2015-02-04 04:56:39 edited 2015-02-04 04:57:04

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Where would he even move to? Bubs' concession stand? Coach Z's locker room? How many buildings does Free Country, USA even have?

  
  

  Alternate answer: depression leaves him without the motivation to leave casa Strong.
• Imipolex G

  2015-02-04 06:59:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I was gonna say, depression probably leaves him unable to get out on his own.
  
• Alduin

  2015-02-04 10:54:01

  Same reason Squidward doesn't move to a new neighborhood 
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-02-04 18:28:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You mean that every attempt leads to contrivance that forces the party in question to return home?