You know how the FBI should combat bed thieves?

Comments

• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-17 13:53:37

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  ...
• millercross

  2012-01-17 13:57:14

  8/10 I kinda approve
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-17 14:01:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  (obligatory Haven comparison)
• Gelzo

  2012-01-17 14:04:50

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  I figured it would be a pun.
• Haven

  2012-01-17 14:22:55

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I don't think this problem can be covered with a single blanket solution.
• Idler

  2012-01-17 14:24:23

  When dealing with bed-related problems, it's best to sleep on them.
  
• Viani

  2012-01-17 14:26:32

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I think I'd better give these puns a rest and stop with all these comments, really I have Bedder things to do.