DreamWorks Animation's existence is an Onion article

MissUtilis · 2015-02-02 01:06:21

naney said:
things to do with 40 billion dollars:

* grey concrete square house

* dope furniture

* dope wardrobe

* kickass music making setup

* enough in the bank to live off the interest

then you give the rest away I guess

how much is "the rest"

anyway yeah you know what I would do with $40 (or rather $400) billion

Obā-san · 2015-02-02 01:07:38

ah ok

Salix Babylonika · 2015-02-02 01:44:11

Miss Utilis said:

naney said:
things to do with 40 billion dollars:

* grey concrete square house

* dope furniture

* dope wardrobe

* kickass music making setup

* enough in the bank to live off the interest

then you give the rest away I guess

how much is "the rest"

anyway yeah you know what I would do with $40 (or rather $400) billion

we do?

Tachyon · 2015-02-02 01:45:16

ABC Warner?

MissUtilis · 2015-02-02 01:47:59

pretty much

sometimes I feel that I have a moral imperative not to spend all that money buying up other companies and instead like saving America and shit

Salix Babylonika · 2015-02-02 02:01:47

I mean, I would say you do.

But I'm just a small red witch, so what do I know?

MissUtilis · 2015-02-02 02:05:41

one of the endings I have planned for the ABC Warner saga involves flying around the country in my flying Segway throwing cash around aimlessly

Salix Babylonika · 2015-02-02 02:07:11

a flying Segway seems

what's like

the opposite of redundant?

Tachyon · 2015-02-02 02:08:26

redundexcellent!

Tachyon · 2015-02-02 02:09:17

(it's probably closer to 'inadequate' but i feel like that's not quite what you're going for)

DreamWorks Animation's existence is an Onion article

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