A man walks into a therapist's office. "Doctor," he says, "I'm depressed. I hate my job, I can't find happiness in anything, and my life has no meaning." The doctor says "Ah, I've seen this before. Let me tell you what, Larry the Cable Guy is in town. Go see his show, it'll cheer you up." The man says,
"But Doctor, I AM Larry the Cable Guy!"
The doctor says "Lord, I apologize."
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(The other Jane)