Cartoon characters never run for President anymore

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• Calica

  2015-01-15 11:03:37

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  my dad had a bumper sticker with the Brain on it that said "Put a Brain in the White House"
• Tachyon

  2015-01-15 11:30:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Mabel is a Member of Congress, however
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-01-15 12:00:32

  would members of congress having supernatural powers be a good thing?
  
• Morven

  2015-01-15 12:38:14

  Well, we're not doing it right now and people seem to hate Congress, so perhaps a change would be good?
• PatchAwful

  2015-01-16 03:10:06

  The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts

  They've been running as third party candidates, which is why nobody ever hears about them
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-01-16 03:12:29

  kill living beings
  

  play sam and max
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-01-16 03:44:36

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I'll run for President. Can I count on your vote?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-01-16 03:46:59

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Also, more serious answer: Yogi Bear and the Gorilla are adults. As American citizens, they can run. Finn and Jake live in a land divided into many monarchies. Dipper and Mabel are minors. 

  
  

  Actually, Rigby and Mordecai as well as Spongebob and Patrick can run. I think they're adults?
• Anonus

  2015-01-16 03:53:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I was worried that Mordecai and Rigby's campaign would be jeopardized by an interpersonal spar
• Haven

  2015-01-16 03:54:32

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Are you trying to convince me Mitt Romney isn't a cartoon character?
• lee4hmz

  2015-01-16 03:56:40

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  binders full of powerpuff girls
• Anonus

  2015-01-16 04:02:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the episode they never made featuring the school-themed witch Scholara
• Haven

  2015-01-16 04:04:30

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  lee4hmz said:

  binders full of powerpuff girls

  
  
• Anonus

  2015-01-16 04:18:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I think you mean

  
  

  
  
• Tre

  2015-01-16 05:32:17 edited 2015-01-16 05:35:46

  
  

  Rigby and Mordecai would only be able to run if the age restrictions weren't a Thing, as both of them are too young (both being perpetually 23 years old).
  
  Also, let's be honest, there's no way in hell they'd agree on who got to be Prez and who got to be VP anyway