You are standing on a bridge over a river

Odradek · 2015-01-10 21:41:35

A ship is passing beneath, which may or may not belong to Theseus. It is about to collide with a swan-shaped pedalo containing a pregnant violinist. The only other thing on the bridge is a trolley, which is morbidly obese, and also Adolf Hitler. The Hitler-Trolley, which has just drowned its only child in a bathtub, is leaning precariously over the edge. Do you sacrifice the trolley to save the violinist?

Princess Alice · 2015-01-10 21:43:28

*pisses over the edge*

Problem solved.

Odradek · 2015-01-10 21:46:10

Central Avenue said:
*pisses over the edge*

Problem solved.

Wrong: the surgeon that comes to save the trolley is the MOTHER not the father

Calica · 2015-01-10 21:57:39

but does one ship have two hundred people and one ship have three hundred

Salix Babylonika · 2015-01-10 22:36:15

There's no rail-switcher, this problem is BULLSHIT Odradek!

You are standing on a bridge over a river

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