ITT: We go for a ride in the Royal Minivan

Comments

• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-30 17:20:18

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Let's go to the park for a walk and a picnic.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-30 17:36:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  let's go to HELL
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-30 17:58:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  But Hell is supposed to be dark and creepy and dangerous!
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-30 17:59:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  we'll load up on guns first.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-30 18:02:16

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  W-wait, we're not in a first-person shooter!! ...are we?
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-30 18:07:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  So are we going to the park and THEN to Hell or a park IN Hell?
• Tanya

  2014-12-30 18:09:23

  Pizza Dog

  I heard the only way to hell is through a hand basket
• Tachyon

  2014-12-30 18:21:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Park in hell.
  
  Pandemonium Gardens, lovely place, barely any boiling oil at all.
  
  Just watch out for the pigeondactyls, they're a little rowdy.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-30 18:23:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Nah, that place is full of the hobos of the damned. 

  
  

  Isn't there something more upstate that we can go to.

  
  

  -pretends that he's not going to hijack this vehicle no matter what happens-
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-30 18:49:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  We should drop by Limbo too, on the way.
  
• eriophora zia

  2014-12-30 21:07:36

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I hear purgatory is nice this time of year. 
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-30 22:57:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...how many seats does this thing even have? We'll find out, I suppose.