If you were rich

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• Imipolex G

  2014-12-28 07:33:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  no
• Calica

  2014-12-28 07:34:12

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  if i had a million dollars

  
  

  i'd be rich
• Anonus

  2014-12-28 07:34:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  me neither
• Tre

  2014-12-28 07:39:47 edited 2014-12-28 07:40:04

  
  

  I'd be too busy with my vidyagamz (and maybe school?) to go to country clubs
  
  Because I'd have ALL THE VIDYAGAMZ, or at least, just the ones I enjoyed or even took a mild interest in
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-28 07:44:49

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  What do people even do at country clubs.
• Anonus

  2014-12-28 07:45:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  They don't brag about owning KOIN, that's for sure

  
  

  (this is how I got the idea for this thread)
• Tanya

  2014-12-28 07:46:53

  Pizza Dog

  Literally buy a tower called the Heap tower and then Employ everyone here for reasons. 
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-28 07:48:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Calica said:

  if i had a million dollars

  
  

  i'd be rich

  would you buy  me a green dress
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-28 07:55:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would sit around and write stuff and make games and then Miko and I would go to Wendy's
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-28 08:27:32

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  OwO
• Tre

  2014-12-28 08:33:39

  
  

  a Wendy's that you own?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 08:36:08 edited 2014-12-28 08:39:50

  Country clubs are a waste of land use.  Leaving the land undeveloped would be better.
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-28 08:57:20

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Not a real green dress, that's cruel.
• Anonus

  2014-12-28 08:59:21 edited 2014-12-28 08:59:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Country clubs are a waste of land use.  Leaving the land undeveloped would be better.
  

  Earlier today I was thinking about the George Carlin routine how we could put an end to homelessness if we took golf courses and built houses on that land instead

  
  

  Cemeteries too, but I don't agree with that so much
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-28 09:24:04

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Homelessness probably has less to do with not enough residential space and more to do with a lack of upward economic mobility.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-28 09:43:46

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  There are more than enough houses for the homeless, by literally an order of magnitude or two. The issue isn't a lack of homes; it's that the homeless lack the money to pay for said homes.
  
• Anonus

  2014-12-28 09:47:10

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I just had a fantasy about buying a golf course with some of my $400 billion and building a housing development on it and giving the houses away to homeless people or something

  
  

  Free utilities for the first year, jobs at ABC Warner
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-28 09:51:26

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Make it happen!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 09:58:50

  it's that some producers insist on trying to squeeze the value out of the consumer surplus in the market
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-12-28 10:29:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  kingCrackers said:

  Homelessness probably has less to do with not enough residential space and more to do with a lack of upward economic mobility.

  Yes, this.

  
  

  Also, my community college actually was built over a former cemetery, oddly enough.

  
  

  As for if I were rich: I'd use the money to move in with Anonus and get us a nice little place somewhere.
• Calica

  2014-12-28 14:32:02

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Magic Jane said:

  Calica said:

  if i had a million dollars

  
  

  i'd be rich

  would you buy  me a green dress

  not a real green dress
• Calica

  2014-12-28 14:32:06

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  that's cruel
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-28 15:03:45

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I just said that though.
• Calica

  2014-12-28 15:08:40

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  yeah i didn't see that
• Aliroz

  2014-12-28 16:50:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but I would.

  
  

  I'd just eat more!
• Calica

  2014-12-28 16:55:49

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  do you know what kraft dinner actually is
• Aliroz

  2014-12-28 16:57:08 edited 2014-12-28 17:00:55

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's also known as Mac And Cheese.

  
  

  
  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-28 17:01:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  That's not the picture that was there before.
  
  Did you take out the Yellow 5?
  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-28 17:02:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  And no, Anonus.  i am not much interested in golf.
  
  i guess the equivalent status symbol in the UK would be a gentleman's club, but that's even less appealing.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-12-28 17:25:02

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Golf is fucking boring.
• Obā-san

  2014-12-28 18:00:11

  
  

  here a gentleman's club is a semi-euphamism for a strip club
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-28 18:11:28

  kill living beings
  

  i've been to country clubs and they're boring. like a YMCA for rich people
  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-28 18:28:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  naney said:

  here a gentleman's club is a semi-euphamism for a strip club

  it's that here as well, but that wasn't the sense i was using
  
• sunn wolf

  2014-12-28 19:01:59

  country clubs sound extremely lame and shitty
  
  I'd, i dunno, go to a lot of shows. buy a lot of clothes and books. make music. probably buy a fancy house. the end
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 20:02:49

  What do people even do at country clubs?
  
• Tachyon

  2014-12-28 20:21:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  golf
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-28 20:25:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  be boring old people
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-28 21:10:34

  kill living beings
  

  golf, swim, badmintonize
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 21:38:49

  badminton is actually a pretty cool sport
  
  but why would i need to go to a country club to do it?
  
  same with swimming; i like it but there are lots of municipal pools and other local pools
• Tachyon

  2014-12-28 22:05:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ah but in a country club you get to feel good about your status and there's little risk of having your day spoiled by the sight of an unsightly poor person
  
  well, i guess the facilities are probably also nicer
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:09:21

  adapt to all kinds of facilities
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:09:29

  it's more fun that way
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:09:49

  also poor people are people too
• Imipolex G

  2014-12-28 23:11:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you would make a lousy snob
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:11:30

  i am snobby against snobs
• Obā-san

  2014-12-28 23:11:33

  
  

  how can you tell if you're looking at a poor person?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:12:53

  by various proxies
  
  such as:
  choice of clothing
  race
  hairstyle
  familiarity
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:14:40

  these proxies are horribly superficial and frequently inaccurate but if you're using them without much guilt then you don't really care anyway
• Obā-san

  2014-12-28 23:15:38

  
  

  rich people dress like shit tho
  
  so do poor people
  
  dae bad clothes
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-12-28 23:26:09

  i didn't say quality of clothing
  
  i just said choice of clothing