A conglomerate formed in 1984 from what was essentially a three-way merger over two years between the Norton Simon Companies (Hunt-Wesson Foods, Avis Rent-A-Car), Esmark (Swift meat products, Jensen car audio, Playtex personal products), and Beatrice Foods (Meadow Gold ice cream, Reddi Whip canned whipped cream, also owned Tropicana juices and Fisher nuts, among other things, at one point or another). The combined enterprise was too unwieldy to survive, and the same PE vultures that had been eyeing Norton Simon started eyeing Beatrice. Finally, KKR got them in 1987, and sold off everything that wasn't related to the US packaged food business; in 1990, KKR sold what was left to ConAgra.
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Before they expanded into packaged food, they were a major off-brand flour maker (as the Nebraska Consolidated Mills), so I'm sure they used a lot of grain, GMO or otherwise...
too bad they couldn't call them TV dinners...Swanson already called dibs, although they never registered "TV dinner" (that exact wording) as a trademark
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
ironically, the most sensible of their little diversifications away from electronics and broadcasting was Random House, which they owned from 1965 until 1980, when they sold it to Advance Publications (it was sold on to Bertelsmann in 1998, and contributed to the Penguin Random House joint venture with Pearson last year)
it's funny how some of these portfolio makeups anticipate Time Warner, which made the diversified media clusterfuck cool for a while
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