Warner Bros. Replaces "Batman v. Superman" with "Cattlepocalypse"
Hello, I'm Anonus Utilis, Overseer of ABC Warner.
My colleagues at Warner Bros. Pictures have seen a void in the market of bovine cinema. And since I forced them to cancel Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice because I hated Man of Steel, its date has been vacant. Our solution: Cattlepocalypse. A good old-fashioned disaster movie, about cows destroying humanity and replacing ourselves with their kind.
Truthfully, I see a bit of the D****y movie, O** ******* *** *** *********s in it. Except much darker in tone. The dogs didn't want to kill the humans and take over their society. But these cows do.
Howdy, Stranger!
It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!
Comments