I think the reasons for having two fridges Heapers mentioned above all make enough sense (well, if you are fortunate to have that kind of space and have a bunch of food that needs storing, I guess). But why stop at two? Why not just go the full nine yards and splurge for twenty-four?
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PRINCESS MEREDITH: Aha! Time for my Princessly Bath!
SERGEANT RALPH PAYNE: "Princely." It's not gender-specific.
MEREDITH: It matters not, Sergeant Payne! It is time for my daily routine of removing all articles of clothing, sitting in a vessel of hot water, and cleaning myself of the dirt and sweat that has accumulated on my physical body throughout the day!
RALPH: Very well, milady. I suppose you don't need me to escort you to the bathroom?
MEREDITH: Bathroom? Why ever would I bathe in the bathroom?
RALPH: Did you actually just ask that?
MEREDITH: *sigh* Follow me, Sergeant.
*Meredith opens a trapdoor in the floor and floats down to the story below*
RALPH: You know I can't fly!
MEREDITH: Use the stairs then! Just get yourself down here and fast!
*one minute later*
RALPH: You had a bathtub installed...in the kitchen?
MEREDITH: Isn't it lovely? Now I don't have to go upstairs to bathe!
RALPH: But you were already upstairs! Isn't it more effort to come down here and bathe and then go back upstairs to get dressed?
MEREDITH: Floating through a hole in the floor isn't really that much effort.
RALPH: I just...I'm not sure I understand what the purpose of this new bathtub was.
MEREDITH: Well, for your benefit, I made this chart!
RALPH: ...I'm not sure that actually clears anything up, Your Highness.
MEREDITH: Look closer, Payne. By adding this tub to the kitchen, I've now brought it up to the same standard as the bathroom!
RALPH: So, by this logic, why not add a refrigerator to your garage to bring it up to the same standard as the kitchen?
MEREDITH: That's an excellent idea! Get Magpie Electricals on the phone at once.
RALPH: I was being facetious.
MEREDITH: Well go be facetious in the garage making space for my new fridge. I need privacy if I'm to bathe in here anyway!
*Ralph leaves the room*
RALPH: "Join the Royal Guard", they said. "It's a family tradition", they said...
i dont have two or know anybody who has two but i just imagine its more food. some people have an incrediblee proclivity for buying and buying more food just to fill all the shelf space they have (cf. my dad)
there are probably people that do this and think its just they dont have enough space and then fill the second refrigerator and go 'god, STILL no space in this kitchen' and never realise the problem is them
its the same principle as new roads getting built, they dont alleviate the overall volume of traffic but just create more, because now there is another road
We just use the garage refrigeraor to store extra food that doesn't fit in the kitchen refrigerator.
We don't have a garage anymore, and so we don't have a garage fridge. Really, it's just four people.
What I want to know is, why don't they just make the fridges bigger?
The refrigerator is a large but movable appliance. The bigger it is, the more difficult it is to move. If you wanted a fridge large enough that it has to be disassembled to enter/exit the building, that would overlap with simply owning two fridges.
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i was gonna say 'ridiculously huge' but we're always running out of fridge/freezer space, so i imagine having more than one might come in handy.
there are probably people that do this and think its just they dont have enough space and then fill the second refrigerator and go 'god, STILL no space in this kitchen' and never realise the problem is them
its the same principle as new roads getting built, they dont alleviate the overall volume of traffic but just create more, because now there is another road