I vaguely remember things like Vegetable Soup and Big Blue Marble, though technically they were actually a bit before my time and were in reruns by the time I was old enough to seek them out.
Oh yeah, and Captain Kangaroo. I loved Captain Kangaroo and was sad to see him go.
I have quite a few memories from when I was very young, but in some ways they're more distant than other memories. It's almost more like I'm a third party observer - I remember that those things happened, but I do not remember most of my own emotions at the time.
my earliest memory that i can place was this dream i had, i think i was like 6-7
i was in this house up on summit where my mom used to have her AA meetings and like some stuff happened and a beautiful vampire and i reenacted the ending of Little Red Riding Hood culminating in her/him/? ripping my throat out with it's teeth and there was the scream from this infotainment video game i had that was supposed to be the sound of someone in victorian london having their leg amputated (not making that last bit up btw it was a DK game this one)
i then woke up, just laid there for like 10 seconds processing it and then i ran screaming to my mom
also this is the first time that i've realized how sexual that dream was
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I rarely seemed to have weird dreams in those days
I remember having one when I was like nine where I was in a shower and there was this foil curtain around me and my skin started peeling off to reveal this white flesh with red dots and this voice said "you're growing up..."
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
The constant smile. His perpetual chipperness. The world of Barney & Friends having this disturbing disconnect from reality, otherworldly in a bad way.
The constant smile. His perpetual chipperness. The world of Barney & Friends having this disturbing disconnect from reality, otherworldly in a bad way.
but it's a show for preschoolers
it's designed to be generally positive and informative and easy to grasp for people who can barely form cogent sentences
that's like saying that Gerber's is the worst food in the world or something
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
The key to a preschool show's long-term success is if there is something for both children and adults in it. Barney did not hold appeal to adults like it did children.
I know I sound like a marketing guy, but it's true.
That said, there are ways to pull off positive and informative WITHOUT being creepy as fuck.
The key to a preschool show's long-term success is if there is something for both children and adults in it. Barney did not hold appeal to adults like it did children.
I know I sound like a marketing guy, but it's true.
That said, there are ways to pull off positive and informative WITHOUT being creepy as fuck.
it aired for 17 years
reruns are still ongoing
I think that would be sufficient grounds for a show being called successful
but when was the last time you saw Barney merchandise or anything
there was barney merchandise in every toys'r'us
in every daycare i have ever been in in my entire life, there has been barney (i recall like 5, i don't thing i ever stayed at one but my sister did a lot)
if we are saying that a franchise has to literally be perpetually sustainable for it to be called successful than there are maybe ten successful franchises in all of history.
if we are saying that a franchise has to literally be perpetually sustainable for it to be called successful than there are maybe ten successful franchises in all of history.
Ordinarily, you'd be right, but in the preschooler environment where anything truly successful can run on for literally decades, I can see what AU is getting at.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
You know what, I'm going to throw a curveball of sorts here. HIT's biggest property is Thomas (which they bought the year after they bought Barney), and I have no idea what the hell its appeal is, even though it's so huge that it accounted for 80% of HIT's revenues by the time Mattel bought it, for the sole reason of getting their hands on Thomas.
It's for preschoolers, dude, it doesn't need "appeal", it just needs to be inoffensive enough that parents will put their kids down in front of it for extended periods of time.
It just never seems like anything particularly interesting happens on the Island of Sodor, nor are the characters very appealing
man i read
all of the original stories
they were really good, the dude who wrote them knew his stuff about trains and little autistic me was so fuckin thrilled with all of the awesome factualness going down
and i really liked that they confronted real world issues like train schedules and derailment and like there was that time where they found all those old engines in that boarded up building and it was soooooo cooooooool, way cooler than those other things that were about stupid things that i didn't care about i.e. things that were not snake or train related
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
different strokes for different folks
I like (like not just liked) Little Bear for its serene atmosphere and also talking animals (it's also one of the only good shows that Nelvana ever made), I like Pepper Ann because of the neurotic insecure air of it all...
It just never seems like anything particularly interesting happens on the Island of Sodor, nor are the characters very appealing
man i read
all of the original stories
they were really good, the dude who wrote them knew his stuff about trains and little autistic me was so fuckin thrilled with all of the awesome factualness going down
and i really liked that they confronted real world issues like train schedules and derailment and like there was that time where they found all those old engines in that boarded up building and it was soooooo cooooooool, way cooler than those other things that were about stupid things that i didn't care about i.e. things that were not snake or train related
Nearly all of The Railway Series stories were based upon real-life events. As a lifelong railway enthusiast, Awdry was keen that his stories should be as realistic as possible. The engine characters were almost all based upon real classes of locomotive, and some of the railways themselves were directly based upon real lines in the British Isles.
When I was little, the only trains I knew about were Metro and the freight trains that went past my grandparents' house, so the Thomas books would have been really strange to me.
It's for preschoolers, dude, it doesn't need "appeal", it just needs to be inoffensive enough that parents will put their kids down in front of it for extended periods of time.
I feel weird partially disagreeing with this, but then again a HUGE chunk of my fondness for Hanna-Barbera comes from the studio's sense of design, so...
i liked the Thomas books, for more or less the same reasons Naney did, although trains were less interesting to me than animals.
But also i think when you're that young, although you have preferences, what's available to you is basically what your parents choose to make available to you. i wasn't allowed to watch TV when i was very small, so my entertainment came from VHS tapes and picture books. So it depended on what my parents bought for me.
And in answer to the question in the OP, my memories of being that young are very sparse and very vague. i thought this was the same for everyone.
idk about tv shows but i have a fair number of memories of my early childhood, certainly i can remember quite a bit of stuff from when i was 2 or 3 years old
then again i was a fuckin weird child who was quite happily reading and talking in full sentences at 18 months so i dont think im very representative of most peoples experiences
I don't really remember TV from my early childhood other than Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
My earliest memories are: tricycling around in some shallow water after it had flooded our street this one step in our house where I used to sit and play with toy cars this "girlfriend" I had named Myra
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i was in this house up on summit where my mom used to have her AA meetings and like some stuff happened and a beautiful vampire and i reenacted the ending of Little Red Riding Hood culminating in her/him/? ripping my throat out with it's teeth and there was the scream from this infotainment video game i had that was supposed to be the sound of someone in victorian london having their leg amputated (not making that last bit up btw it was a DK game this one)
i then woke up, just laid there for like 10 seconds processing it and then i ran screaming to my mom
also this is the first time that i've realized how sexual that dream was
he's a man in a purple dinosaur suit teaching kids what circles are
i mean like if you have a phobia i'd understand but yeah
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
it's designed to be generally positive and informative and easy to grasp for people who can barely form cogent sentences
that's like saying that Gerber's is the worst food in the world or something
reruns are still ongoing
I think that would be sufficient grounds for a show being called successful
in every daycare i have ever been in in my entire life, there has been barney (i recall like 5, i don't thing i ever stayed at one but my sister did a lot)
the entirety of House MD was 8 years
M*A*S*H ran for 10
Breaking Bad ran for 5
if 5 year old me handed out Emmys it'd be getting all of them every year
all of the original stories
they were really good, the dude who wrote them knew his stuff about trains and little autistic me was so fuckin thrilled with all of the awesome factualness going down
and i really liked that they confronted real world issues like train schedules and derailment and like there was that time where they found all those old engines in that boarded up building and it was soooooo cooooooool, way cooler than those other things that were about stupid things that i didn't care about i.e. things that were not snake or train related
not much fighting, not much extreme peril, just a lot of quiet pastoralness and usefulness and industry
events. As a lifelong railway enthusiast, Awdry was keen that his
stories should be as realistic as possible. The engine characters were
almost all based upon real classes of locomotive, and some of the
railways themselves were directly based upon real lines in the British
Isles.
ain't that the coolest shit?
But also i think when you're that young, although you have preferences, what's available to you is basically what your parents choose to make available to you. i wasn't allowed to watch TV when i was very small, so my entertainment came from VHS tapes and picture books. So it depended on what my parents bought for me.
And in answer to the question in the OP, my memories of being that young are very sparse and very vague. i thought this was the same for everyone.
then again i was a fuckin weird child who was quite happily reading and talking in full sentences at 18 months so i dont think im very representative of most peoples experiences
My earliest memories are:
tricycling around in some shallow water after it had flooded our street
this one step in our house where I used to sit and play with toy cars
this "girlfriend" I had named Myra