Do people not remember their early childhoods?

My autism seems to have given me a freaky memory, however faint it may be at times.

I notice that, with exceptions like Sesame Street and Blue's Clues, people never seem to wax nostalgic about preschool television.
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I vaguely remember things like Vegetable Soup and Big Blue Marble, though technically they were actually a bit before my time and were in reruns by the time I was old enough to seek them out. 

    Oh yeah, and Captain Kangaroo. I loved Captain Kangaroo and was sad to see him go.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    I barely remember my childhood, like, I remember a few disconnected memories and such
  • kill living beings
    nope
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    I have quite a few memories from when I was very young, but in some ways they're more distant than other memories. It's almost more like I'm a third party observer - I remember that those things happened, but I do not remember most of my own emotions at the time. 
  • edited 2014-12-10 07:05:24

    my earliest memory that i can place was this dream i had, i think i was like 6-7

    i was in this house up on summit where my mom used to have her AA meetings and like some stuff happened and a beautiful vampire and i reenacted the ending of Little Red Riding Hood culminating in her/him/? ripping my throat out with it's teeth and there was the scream from this infotainment video game i had that was supposed to be the sound of someone in victorian london having their leg amputated (not making that last bit up btw it was a DK game this one)

    i then woke up, just laid there for like 10 seconds processing it and then i ran screaming to my mom

    also this is the first time that i've realized how sexual that dream was
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I rarely seemed to have weird dreams in those days

    I remember having one when I was like nine where I was in a shower and there was this foil curtain around me and my skin started peeling off to reveal this white flesh with red dots and this voice said "you're growing up..."
  • man all my dreams i remember are like that
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I don't rememebr what my dreams were like back then...
  • Pretty sure, yeah, early child memories are mostly forgotten.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Because, like, I was thinking about the endurance of franchises again and noticing that Barney isn't even looked on with nostalgia

    Probably because to most adult minds he's creepy as fuck, but still

    Though, like, people don't even seem to talk much about Little Bear
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I remember watching Little Bear on Nick Jr. during my post-college washout days, but I haven't heard of anyone who has childhood nostalgia for it...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I do!
  • why on earth would he be creepy?

    he's a man in a purple dinosaur suit teaching kids what circles are

    i mean like if you have a phobia i'd understand but yeah
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The constant smile. His perpetual chipperness. The world of Barney & Friends having this disturbing disconnect from reality, otherworldly in a bad way.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I drink to forget.
  • Anonus said:

    Because, like, I was thinking about the endurance of franchises again and noticing that Barney isn't even looked on with nostalgia


    Probably because to most adult minds he's creepy as fuck, but still

    Though, like, people don't even seem to talk much about Little Bear
    It was mentioned here once, I remember.

    Let's not remember. 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    let's not remember what?
  • Anonus said:

    The constant smile. His perpetual chipperness. The world of Barney & Friends having this disturbing disconnect from reality, otherworldly in a bad way.

    but it's a show for preschoolers

    it's designed to be generally positive and informative and easy to grasp for people who can barely form cogent sentences

    that's like saying that Gerber's is the worst food in the world or something
  • edited 2014-12-10 07:40:08
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The key to a preschool show's long-term success is if there is something for both children and adults in it. Barney did not hold appeal to adults like it did children.

    I know I sound like a marketing guy, but it's true.

    That said, there are ways to pull off positive and informative WITHOUT being creepy as fuck.
  • People say Barney is disturbing all the time.

    In fact I think it's kind of a cliche standup topic if I'm not mistaken.
  • Anonus said:

    The key to a preschool show's long-term success is if there is something for both children and adults in it. Barney did not hold appeal to adults like it did children.


    I know I sound like a marketing guy, but it's true.

    That said, there are ways to pull off positive and informative WITHOUT being creepy as fuck.
    it aired for 17 years

    reruns are still ongoing

    I think that would be sufficient grounds for a show being called successful
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    yeah

    but when was the last time you saw Barney merchandise or anything
  • yeah

    but when was the last time you saw Barney merchandise or anything
    oh for christssake

    when I was younger? All the damn time.

    The fact that it's been off the air for several years is probably why you don't see merchandise of it anymore.
  • Anonus said:

    yeah


    but when was the last time you saw Barney merchandise or anything
    there was barney merchandise in every toys'r'us

    in every daycare i have ever been in in my entire life, there has been barney (i recall like 5, i don't thing i ever stayed at one but my sister did a lot)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    maybe my perspective is warped

    because like HIT Entertainment bought Barney in 2001 under the seeming impression that Barney would go on forever and HA IT DIDN'T BECAUSE IT SUCKED
  • like that shit was fuckin omnipresent
  • Anonus said:

    maybe my perspective is warped


    because like HIT Entertainment bought Barney in 2001 under the seeming impression that Barney would go on forever and HA IT DIDN'T BECAUSE IT SUCKED
    if we are saying that a franchise has to literally be perpetually sustainable for it to be called successful than there are maybe ten successful franchises in all of history.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    yeah, Barney stuff was everywhere when my two youngest brothers were little.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Anonus said:

    maybe my perspective is warped


    because like HIT Entertainment bought Barney in 2001 under the seeming impression that Barney would go on forever and HA IT DIDN'T BECAUSE IT SUCKED
    if we are saying that a franchise has to literally be perpetually sustainable for it to be called successful than there are maybe ten successful franchises in all of history.
    Ordinarily, you'd be right, but in the preschooler environment where anything truly successful can run on for literally decades, I can see what AU is getting at.
  • it lasted for another 8 years after HIT bought it

    the entirety of House MD was 8 years

    M*A*S*H ran for 10

    Breaking Bad ran for 5
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know what, I'm going to throw a curveball of sorts here. HIT's biggest property is Thomas (which they bought the year after they bought Barney), and I have no idea what the hell its appeal is, even though it's so huge that it accounted for 80% of HIT's revenues by the time Mattel bought it, for the sole reason of getting their hands on Thomas.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, Thomas has been around for decades...
  • It's appeal is that it has colorful trains.

    It's for preschoolers, dude, it doesn't need "appeal", it just needs to be inoffensive enough that parents will put their kids down in front of it for extended periods of time.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I could never get into Thomas

    It just never seems like anything particularly interesting happens on the Island of Sodor, nor are the characters very appealing
  • the appeal is trains that talk and do train shit

    if 5 year old me handed out Emmys it'd be getting all of them every year
  • Anonus said:

    I could never get into Thomas


    It just never seems like anything particularly interesting happens on the Island of Sodor, nor are the characters very appealing
    man i read

    all of the original stories

    they were really good, the dude who wrote them knew his stuff about trains and little autistic me was so fuckin thrilled with all of the awesome factualness going down

    and i really liked that they confronted real world issues like train schedules and derailment and like there was that time where they found all those old engines in that boarded up building and it was soooooo cooooooool, way cooler than those other things that were about stupid things that i didn't care about i.e. things that were not snake or train related
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    different strokes for different folks

    I like (like not just liked) Little Bear for its serene atmosphere and also talking animals (it's also one of the only good shows that Nelvana ever made), I like Pepper Ann because of the neurotic insecure air of it all...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    Anonus said:

    I could never get into Thomas


    It just never seems like anything particularly interesting happens on the Island of Sodor, nor are the characters very appealing
    man i read

    all of the original stories

    they were really good, the dude who wrote them knew his stuff about trains and little autistic me was so fuckin thrilled with all of the awesome factualness going down

    and i really liked that they confronted real world issues like train schedules and derailment and like there was that time where they found all those old engines in that boarded up building and it was soooooo cooooooool, way cooler than those other things that were about stupid things that i didn't care about i.e. things that were not snake or train related
    I've never read the original stories
  • and i really like that i spent my early childhood dedicated to something so nice.

    not much fighting, not much extreme peril, just a lot of quiet pastoralness and usefulness and industry
  • Nearly all of The Railway Series stories were based upon real-life
    events. As a lifelong railway enthusiast, Awdry was keen that his
    stories should be as realistic as possible. The engine characters were
    almost all based upon real classes of locomotive, and some of the
    railways themselves were directly based upon real lines in the British
    Isles.

    ain't that the coolest shit?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I guess so!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    When I was little, the only trains I knew about were Metro and the freight trains that went past my grandparents' house, so the Thomas books would have been really strange to me.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    It's appeal is that it has colorful trains.


    It's for preschoolers, dude, it doesn't need "appeal", it just needs to be inoffensive enough that parents will put their kids down in front of it for extended periods of time.
    I feel weird partially disagreeing with this, but then again a HUGE chunk of my fondness for Hanna-Barbera comes from the studio's sense of design, so...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    so yeah, sometimes I feel like am/was "supposed" to like Thomas
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Though I do remember liking The Little Engine That Could. (Not a Thomas book, but it had a steam engine in it.)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i liked the Thomas books, for more or less the same reasons Naney did, although trains were less interesting to me than animals.

    But also i think when you're that young, although you have preferences, what's available to you is basically what your parents choose to make available to you.  i wasn't allowed to watch TV when i was very small, so my entertainment came from VHS tapes and picture books.  So it depended on what my parents bought for me.

    And in answer to the question in the OP, my memories of being that young are very sparse and very vague.  i thought this was the same for everyone.
  • idk about tv shows but i have a fair number of memories of my early childhood, certainly i can remember quite a bit of stuff from when i was 2 or 3 years old

    then again i was a fuckin weird child who was quite happily reading and talking in full sentences at 18 months so i dont think im very representative of most peoples experiences
  • thomas the tank engine owns actually and i remember loving reading/watching it, because i was also autistic as hell
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't really remember TV from my early childhood other than Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

    My earliest memories are:
    tricycling around in some shallow water after it had flooded our street
    this one step in our house where I used to sit and play with toy cars
    this "girlfriend" I had named Myra
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