Where does Frosty fit in the Christmas Mythos
Does he live with Santa? If so what duties does he perform? Is he just representative of all Snowmen?
Come on, Dominic the Christmas Donkey has a job, you should too, Frosty.
Come on, Dominic the Christmas Donkey has a job, you should too, Frosty.
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Once upon a bleak mid November, a very tired and overworked elf, rushing to fulfill his gift quota before the month was out (as these things have to be finalised before the beginning of December to allow correct present allocation once the 3rd and final draft of the Naughty/Nice list is compiled by the Executive Worthiness Commission (nominally headed by Santa himself, often delegated due to his hectic schedule as CEO of GrottoCorp.)) attempted to use fairy magic to speed up sewing a hat for a wooden doll he had just completed (presumably due to an unfamiliarity with the canon of Goethe) and accidentally exceeded the recommended dosage by well over 150% in his exhausted state. To his horror, the residual magic in the hat brought the doll to life.
To avoid the consequences of his act, he at once snuck into the Present Dispersal Room (authorised personnel only) and fired the hat and doll separately (to avoid suspicion being roused if they were both found together) at random coordinates. The doll landed in a woodcarver's studio in a Italian village, while the hat was buried in a snowdrift somewhere in (I presume) North America. The next day, the latter was found by a group of children building a snowman, and the rest, as they say, was history.