^^ Bitch, milk chocolate is not pleb. It's just not patrician gold standard most of the time—I think that the default for that is bittersweet with black pepper and bacon.
also as it turns out shitty brostep and edm trap sound like a billion times better when they're clipping to hell and back with that kid screaming OH BABY A TRIPLE over it
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But it's funnier for me to say I hate all chocolate except white chocolate.
That said, even dark chocolate is better than caramel. Chocolate can melt back off one's teeth. Caramel does not.