you look like Yakky Doodle on methamphetamine

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• Klinotaxis

  2014-11-26 19:10:33

  kill living beings
  

  never met a phetamine i didn't like
  
• Tre

  2014-11-26 23:03:15

  
  

  guess who just started watching Breaking Bad
• Anonus

  2014-11-26 23:21:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  FIBBER: Say, little duck, you look like you're on something. May I ask what it is?

  
  

  YAKKY: It's that ol' fox again! Help, Chopper, that mean ol' fox wants to eat me!

  
  

  (Chopper runs into the scene)

  
  

  CHOPPER: You know, Yakky, I'm usually fine with pounding him for you, but don't you know that you should always be courteous? Now give the "mean ol' fox" some of your meth!

  
  

  YAKKY: But he always tries to eat me!

  
  

  CHOPPER: Put aside your differences and give him some meth so that I don't steal it from you

  
  

  (Chopper begins growling and drooling aggressively)

  
  

  YAKKY: Eep! Okay okay!

  
  

  (Yakky hands Fibber a bag of meth. Fibber swallows the bag)

  
  

  FIBBER: Gee. It's not doin' any-oh my gosh. You're perfect. I'm perfect. Life is perfect. We're all in Heaven already heahoohoohahaha

  
  

  (Fibber collapses to the ground)

  
  

  YAKKY: When should I tell him that's just candy that looks like meth?

  
  

  CHOPPER: Never. I'm gonna talk to Mr. B about a gig that doesn't involve your whiny self.

  
  

  (Chopper drags the unconscious Fibber out of the scene and over to Mr. Barbera's office. Yakky begins crying profusely)

  
  

  YAKKY: Wahhh! They never treated me like this back at MGM!