kindergarten

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• Princess Alice

  2014-11-23 02:19:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I got thrown out of a Catholic kindergarten once for attempting to sit a chair on top of my classmate
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-23 02:32:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  my first day of kindergarten is indelibly burned into my memory
  
  not in a bad way, though
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-23 07:20:16

  Little Liberal Brats
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-23 07:20:30

  TOMPKINS SAID A SWEAR!!!!!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-23 07:21:19 edited 2014-11-23 07:21:31

  hey, you wanna go sneak into the [opposite sex]'s bathroom and write "idiot" all over the walls?
  
  i brought pink markers!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-23 07:22:53 edited 2014-11-23 07:23:08

  FOOD FIGHT IN THE LUNCHROOM
  
  DON'T GET CAUGHT BY TEH LUNCHROOM LADY
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-11-23 11:21:23 edited 2014-11-23 11:21:33

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Central Avenue said:

  I got thrown out of a Catholic kindergarten once for attempting to sit a chair on top of my classmate

  I used to pile every chair in a big stack. Another likely autistic kid wanted to enforce the "x number per stack" rule. Shenanigans ensued.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-23 18:59:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  aww
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-23 19:02:39

  Miko said:

  Central Avenue said:

  I got thrown out of a Catholic kindergarten once for attempting to sit a chair on top of my classmate

  I used to pile every chair in a big stack. Another likely autistic kid wanted to enforce the "x number per stack" rule. Shenanigans ensued.
  

  this sounds fun!
  
• Calica

  2014-11-24 07:46:56

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  tbh an autistic slapfight doesn't sound that fun to me
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-24 08:10:13

  It's fun in a 5-year-old way.