we haven't had a good shitposting thread in a while

edited 2014-11-17 03:42:47 in General
like wtf

this is the downside of occasional random bursts of necros

reminding me of this

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the shitposts are coming

    keep 'em coming Jane
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    aww, good night
  • Next one coming up!
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  • Next one coming up!
    a pile of turd
  • Next one coming up!
    Microsoft Sam speaking Jack Bo Schitt
  • Next one coming up!
    okay now this is a good shitposting thread
  • Next one coming up!
    imagine a fence post made of solidified feces
  • You know how people grow older, and then they atart putting away their old toys, and moving onto new interests and things like that? 

    Well, it's 2015, why haven't we started inventing toys that stay relevant as the child ages... like an aging toy. 


  • It's basically 2015 already, don't try to correct me. 
  • It's basically 2015 already, don't try to correct me. 

    no it's still 2003
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something
  • culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    You know how people grow older, and then they atart putting away their old toys, and moving onto new interests and things like that? 


    Well, it's 2015, why haven't we started inventing toys that stay relevant as the child ages... like an aging toy.
    Video games as social justice spaces? Gamergate? Shitpost forums that evolve into demented venues of chit-chat?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's now 1963
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Even if you add more realistic features to your toy truck and say you're an adult now, it's still not a real truck.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    real trucks r lame
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat


    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
    the good things about the '60s: mid-century design
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    also psychedelia, once that kicked in
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Advantages to toy trucks over real trucks:

    • Much less expensive
    • Don't require a CDL to operate
    • Can easily be stored in a box instead of a truck stop somewhere
    • Can put it in your backpack and take it to play with during kindergarten recess
  • Anonus said:

    the shitposts are coming


    keep 'em coming Jane
    I will take this as a sign.
  • Can put it in your backpack and take it to play with during kindergarten recess

    What, you can't do this with a regular truck?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haven said:


    Can put it in your backpack and take it to play with during kindergarten recess

    What, you can't do this with a regular truck?
    Trust me, I've tried!
  • Scott Brown did it!
    Anonus said:


    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
    the good things about the '60s: mid-century design
    It was still the time when designers chiseled things by hand rather than splashing around abstract regular shapes on computer monitors as inspiration, yes.
  • edited 2015-08-18 02:45:13
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Scott Brown did it!

    Anonus said:


    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
    the good things about the '60s: mid-century design
    It was still the time when designers chiseled things by hand rather than splashing around abstract regular shapes on computer monitors as inspiration, yes.
    I honestly can't tell if this is a Flintstones joke or not
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Shitposts are boring
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Odradek said:

    Shitposts are boring


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    shitposts are sometimes amusing to me
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Shitposts are boring

    says he of the stitched-together Religiochristioislamisim copypastas
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.
  • I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
  • naney said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
    ASMR??
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    naney said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
    ASMR??
    SUCKS TO YOUR ASMR
  • naney said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
    ASMR??
    yeah
  • caring & supportive funky kong picks you up from the airport
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