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Should ABC Warner Buy DreamWorks Animation?

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-11-16 00:40:00 in General
For once I am going to democratize a decision being made by America's Best Media Conglomerate.

You know DreamWorks Animation. You may love them. You may hate them. You may not care about them, and perhaps be reminded of their existence whenever they bring out something new and at no other time.

But the company is in trouble. Attempts to sell the company to Japanese tech conglomerate SoftBank and American toymaker Hasbro have fallen through in recent months. Katzenberg is desperate to alleviate the company's money issues - but he wants to be large and in charge no matter what happens.

Anonus wants to be large and in charge too.

For no reason other than relevance to the topic at hand, and being humorous, I leave you with this collection of Shrek-emblazoned General Mills products (correction: Kudos bars were produced by Mars, but the rest of the products here were produced by General Mills, though Pop Secret has since been divested to Diamond Foods):

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Comments

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What would you do with DWA?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Buy it and destroy it.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    What would you do with DWA?

    get some competition for Amberco Features out of the way
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-11-16 00:22:18
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can tell you one pro of the deal: Puss in Boots would become a co-worker of El Kabong's!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you're not exercising your democratic RIGHTS
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I vote nay
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The vote is tied

    I go with nay

    Isn't democracy great?
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