For the future version of Anonus

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• Princess Alice

  2014-11-06 23:17:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  D'aww
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-06 23:29:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  For the future version of Imi: read Pynchon, rock the fuck out, boobs
  
• Anonus

  2014-11-06 23:35:28 edited 2014-11-06 23:35:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  More words of wisdom:

  
  

  
  

  • I used to feel terribly guilty about liking anything about 101 Dalmatians: The Series, but no longer. Just remember that sometimes mediocrity has its strong points!
  • I had an active fantasy life in which I bought ABC and a bunch of other stuff from Disney, then after a bunch of fits and starts bought Time Warner. In this fantasy I would reverse the death spiral of classic American animation and triumph over Disney brainwashmarketing. You may have something like this too.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-11-06 23:52:41

  kill living beings
  

  future tze: can you tell me a few lottery numbers? i'll start a trust fund for you
  
• Section42L

  2014-11-07 01:22:11 edited 2014-11-07 01:22:37

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Future Section: Swallow your pride and ask for help when you need it. It will save you a lot of time and anguish in the long run.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-11-07 01:27:03 edited 2014-11-07 02:27:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  future y: Whatever old or new sin you're regretting at the moment, I apologize, especially if I'm already responsible for it. Salvage whatever you can and move onward. It's the only way past it, and you and I both know it. 
• Klinotaxis

  2014-11-07 01:38:12

  kill living beings
  

  future tze: also, i just remembered, i had a dream last night where i was you! or you were my reincarnation, or whatever. so here's some advice on that: go into cosmetic surgery. all those aliens are going to LOVE having acne and vice versa
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-11-07 02:05:39

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  You all do realize that there are free services that let you do this, right?
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-11-07 02:08:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  That would just end up being a series of apologies being sent to future me.

  
  

  Future me doesn't need to be hassled with that kind of stuff. He will presumably have better things to do with his time. Or at least, better things to stress himself out over. 
• Klinotaxis

  2014-11-07 02:13:55

  kill living beings
  

  kingCrackers said:

  You all do realize that there are free services that let you do this, right?

  it's not you in the future, it's a person who's like you. so time capsules or whatever wouldn't reach their targets. except for me, because i'm born again.