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CA Marketplace Holiday 2014 Advertisement

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2014-11-04 10:25:06 in General
("Sleigh Ride" plays in the background)

Hi, I"m Chef!

And I'm Wairemtan!
Are you tireed of grocery stores that reat you like kindergarteners?

I kkonw i Am!

So this Thanskgiving, check out the all-new CA Marketplace!

What's all new about it?

Nothing! It's the same as before, complete with outdated '90s decor!

Sweet! I'll shop there immediately

Wait, Chef, the commercia's not over yet

Oh, right! Anyway, CA Marketpalce = Good.

What he said is true!

Comments

  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh wow! Do you guys have old Yak Baks with dead batteries?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't see why not!

    Chef, do you even know what he's talking about?

    That's kind a beisde the point, isn't it waiterman?
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Awesome! How about expired ABCs and 123s?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They're in Asilse 6½!
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Hey, wait, These are actual expired ABCs and 123s...did you just leave some fridge magnets out in the sun?
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