You wake up one morning thinking of this

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• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-10-23 02:43:00 edited 2014-10-23 02:43:14

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ...and who the hell are Gannett?
  
  It's a bird, isn't it?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-10-23 02:46:14

  it's a plane sphere
  
• Anonus

  2014-10-23 02:59:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Lord of the Game said:

  ...and who the hell are Gannett?
  
  It's a bird, isn't it?

  They own KUSA and KTVD in Denver along with a shitload of other TV stations and newspapers, the best-known of which is USA Today (though they are in the process of spinning the papers off).

  
  

  They bought out the Belo Corporation last year, causing the universe to fracture
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-10-23 03:19:30

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I kill them to get it out of my dreams.
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-23 11:44:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "when did I become Anonus??!?!"
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-23 11:46:29 edited 2014-10-23 15:01:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért said:

  "when did I become Anonus??!?!"
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-23 11:51:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  a long time ago, in your case.
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-10-23 11:56:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I came first by 4 years, so technically Anonus became me
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-23 11:59:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well, good to have that straightened out
  
• Calica

  2014-10-23 13:32:14

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért said:

  "when did I become Anonus??!?!"