Trash Heap Bedtime Story

Princess Alice · 2012-01-11 02:12:46

(Ok, here's the game: I start us off and each post adds one sentence to continue the story.)

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who lived in an amazing castle.

Obā-san · 2012-01-11 02:13:31

His name was Deathonabun, and he wanted a pet kitten to call his very own.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 02:13:50

Despite being handsome, wealthy and royal, his life was missing something.

^Aw cheap

Anonus · 2012-01-11 02:14:16

One of his eyes was red and the other was blue and he lived with a collection of exotic animals!

Obā-san · 2012-01-11 02:15:54

But no kitten. :<

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 02:18:21

And so he put forth a decree: The first citizen to give him a kitten would inherit his throne.

Unknown · 2012-01-11 02:48:00

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Princess Alice · 2012-01-11 04:01:19

"I shall never find a kitten!" the prince said with dismay.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 04:04:22

And so he locked himself away in his castle, overcome with grief.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-11 04:19:23

However, a great tragedy befell the kingdom

Obā-san · 2012-01-11 09:28:29

One day, it started raining men!!!

Imipolex G · 2012-01-11 12:22:35

The kingdom did not know what do to with this surplus of males.

Princess Alice · 2012-01-11 13:58:27

So they did what anyone would do in such a situation: throw a party!

Boney · 2012-01-11 14:18:46

Of course, in that kingdom, the word party was the equivalent of the English word "orgy".

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-11 14:45:23

In this party though, it turned out all the males were heterosexual

Obā-san · 2012-01-11 14:54:44

Fortunately, the princess used her Princess Magic (TM) to make them all gay.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-11 14:56:13

Except it backfired and made herself gay

Boney · 2012-01-11 14:57:26

Her bold step in coming out caused all the men to look within themselves, and do the same.

Unknown · 2012-01-11 16:57:37

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Obā-san · 2012-01-11 17:12:21

"Hello", The Dragon said, "My name is Stephen Magnet, and you all look FABULOUS~"

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-11 17:17:08

This caused the Dragon to die of a heart attack.

Obā-san · 2012-01-11 17:22:08

Fortunately,he came back to life for no reason!!!! :D

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 20:22:15

As a zombie. Bystanders stared at his decaying flesh and partially exposed skeleton in horror.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-11 20:43:27

This started to give the dragon a low self-esteem.

Unknown · 2012-01-11 21:15:05

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Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 21:41:38

And he poured his heart out to the therapist, causing him to start sobbing uncontrollably.

Unknown · 2012-01-11 23:47:02

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Imipolex G · 2012-01-12 00:45:58

It was.....................DUMBLEDORE

Justice4243 · 2012-01-12 01:03:17

and an entire gay pride parade.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-12 01:26:45

And they were all shocked when it was revealed that the therapist was not a therapist at all, but was actually the dragon's gay ex-lover.

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