hello? Pearly Gates Customer Service?

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• Princess Alice

  2014-10-18 09:20:20

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Good luck. I'm still trying to get a refund on that childhood I had to spend as a boy.
• Calica

  2014-10-18 14:33:17

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i've had the same problem.  emailed support months ago.  still no response
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-18 16:08:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I will never buy from this company again
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-10-18 17:03:16

  Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért said:

  I will never buy from this company again
  

  they have a monopoly on all life though
  
  i think i'm gonna file an antitrust suit against them
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-10-18 17:05:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you do that
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-10-18 17:18:04

  kill living beings
  

  everyone knows the FTC is in god's pocket, glenn
  
• Tre

  2014-10-20 00:23:51

  
  

  I've got bones to pick with them over the lack of a standardized implementation of Asexual Knowledge and Autism Awareness modules in every model they make, but eh
  
  I guess it's our job to pick up the slack
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-10-20 00:27:38

  I've got bones to pick with them over a number of things:
  * lack of an on/off switch for certain thought processes, including libido, racial recognition, familiarity recognition, etc.
  * lack of an on/off switch for certain bodily processes, including but by far not limited to the growth of facial hair