An intresting thought occured to me.

edited 2012-01-10 23:03:11 in General
What if Toy Story and Small Soldiers never got Toy lines?
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  • edited 2012-01-10 23:04:20

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The marketing department would have to be pretty incompetent.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember being annoyed when I was a kid because I couldn't get a Buzz Lightyear exactly like the one shown in the movie.

    That's probably for the best, though, given that the toy in the movie had A FREAKIN' LASER on it. 'Cause you know, I totally need a reason to go blind faster than I already am.
  • I got one like it.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    But not exactly like it. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah. The toy that was actually sold was admittedly very similar, but had some differences that drove 6-year-old Autistic Avenue insane.

    For one, his wings didn't open the way they did in the movie, and the laser was replaced by an LED that wasn't even very bright.
  • Yeah with a LAZER and everything.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Child!Tnu with a toy that shoots a laser? Ha, yeah right. You can right a horror movie about that. >:P
  • you mean write? But I think we're a bit confused what do you mean by Lazer?
  • edited 2012-01-11 00:20:28
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >tnu correcting somebody else's spelling

    ...anyway, I think that's laser as in an actual beam, rather than just a red LED light, which is what the actual toy came with.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The toy in the movie seemed to have an actual, literal laser, like the kind you might find in a cheap laser pointer.

    Of course, giving an actual laser to a bunch of little kids is a bad idea (and also probably expensive in 1995), so the real-life toy had a fake laser that was labeled "LASER" (just like in the movie) but was, in reality, just a red LED that lit up when you pressed the button.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember it used to annoy me as a kid when toys weren't exactly like the stuff they were based on.

    In my case it was Transformers, but still.
  • OK for one it's LAZER, and secondly from Woody's dialogue it implies that it may have been just a light.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Are you talking about what's written on the actual doll?  Because the word is, as a matter of fact, laser.
  • edited 2012-01-11 00:33:19
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Dude, it's laser. Everyone knows that.

    Ninja'd.
  • Oh well i'll be darned you're right could have sworn the acronym was LAZER. but my other point stills tands.
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