Bad news, everyone...

Spacey · 2012-01-10 22:11:43

The Heaper's Hangout...

is HAUNTED! OOOOOOOOOOOO

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-10 22:12:53

OH GOD NOOOOOO

-hides under a table because obviously ghosts are totally afraid of tables-

Anonus · 2012-01-10 22:18:17

Just look them in the face.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-10 22:18:36

FINALLY, IT'S JUSTICE'S TIME TO SHINE!

Haunted by what?

Imipolex G · 2012-01-10 22:19:25

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-10 22:19:41

My Alphabet Soup was posessed by Ghosts once.

Spacey · 2012-01-10 23:01:54

@justice:

By me! OOOOOOOOOoOOoOOOoOoOOoOOOOOoOO

Haven · 2012-01-10 23:15:27

Justice4243 · 2012-01-11 01:29:08

I see. Phantoms generally appear because there is some right that didn't get righted before their death.

Given this phantom was sent from the future. We can deduce that he came to this specific time to right some sort of wrong that seriously upset him or others in the future.

Seeing that it's from space, it must be something in out time that would affect space.

And WHAT'S EFFECTED SPACE MOST OF ALL, RECENTLY?!

THE CLOSING OF THE SHUTTLE PROGRAM!

Our course is clear....we must MURDER everyone responsible for the closing of the shuttle program.

Now...a good murder is like good insurance fraud, it must LOOK like an accident.

That's why we need...SHARKS!

"Now", you might say to yourself, "how is death by shark going to look like an accident unless all the people responsible for the shuttle program shutting down are in the ocean?"

Oh, naive fools. If you PAYED attention to BIOLOGY, you'd know that sometimes shark's brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80's. Now, a shark will explode to attract mates, sometimes, and they explode just to attract giant killer bees other times.

"But who will transport these sharks discreetly?" You ask? Duh! Space Ghost, because he is a close relative to our Future Space Phantom.

It's really just a matter of simple deduction.

Questions?

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 01:29:34

TL;DWaitwhat

Salix Babylonika · 2012-01-11 01:31:45

I have a question!

What is the exact value of Pi?

Anonus · 2012-01-11 01:32:39

Can Space Ghost make the sharks invisible?

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 01:33:42

4×tanֿ¹(1)

Justice4243 · 2012-01-11 01:36:56

"What is the exact value of Pi?"

IT's this, but you need to be able to see infinity to get it all:

"Can Space Ghost make the sharks invisible?"

Only while using spare Inviso belts...which he has ever since Jan, Jace and Blip all died by a shark attack, a killer bee attack, and bad dates , respectively.

Anonus · 2012-01-11 01:37:50

...did they at least make off well with the lawsuit money?

Justice4243 · 2012-01-11 01:40:12

There was no lawsuit. They couldn't find a lawyer that wasn't Ted Turner's prodigy.

Jan did manage to write a fairly successful autobiography.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-11 01:41:05

Who's going to be the next US president? What will be the result of their presidency?

Justice4243 · 2012-01-11 01:50:36

Well he/she/it better by bringing back the shuttle program, otherwise it will be "Death by killer bees!"

Spacey · 2012-01-11 19:52:37

pffthahaha

Bad news, everyone...

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